The oldest kid looks like he’s trying to keep his mouth closed over braces. I’ll bet he refused to smile, therefore it was decided nobody should smile. Artistic continuity and whatnot.
I wonder how many photos they had taken before their mom just gave up and decided on this one. I bet the little girl won all the staring contests. It doesn’t look like she has blinked in years!!
It’s like the haircut has got less credible through the years… eldest boy’s totally rocking it, middle child knows a healthy sense of irony is required and baby of the family is ready to leave home.
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Are you sure this isn’t a WANTED poster for the Apple Dumpling Gang?
Is that the Ramones in there younger days?
The oldest kid looks like he’s trying to keep his mouth closed over braces. I’ll bet he refused to smile, therefore it was decided nobody should smile. Artistic continuity and whatnot.
Coming up next on Behind The Music:
Hanson – the early years.
“Okay kids, now before we head to Aunt Marney’s, we’re just gonna pop in real quick for the annual group photo…”
Holy cow!!!! That’s great!
Looks like “The Electric Company” just ran out of electricity.
Peyton and Eli Manning, circa 1988. And a very disgruntled fan.
OK, here’s a deep one: “Have all you kids read “The Lottery?”
“Who wants to sit next to Aunt Edna?”
Aunt Edna is gonna die!
“Who want’s to visit the world’s largest ball of string, which is only three short hours out of our way?”
Remember, you find the World’s Largest Hand-dug Well in the same town!
“Sorry kids but Wallyworld is closed. The Moose at the front gate should have told you so.”
“Kids, your Mom and I are getting married!!!!”
“Kids, for spring break your Mom and I going to Disney World and you guys get to spend the week with Grandma! Doesn’t that sound like fun?!”
The truly awkward part about this photo is that it was taken in 2009.
Hi.
We’re the Mopersons.
This is our picture.
OK, bye.
Lets not get too excited!!!!!
This pic is art. It’s like it’s done on purpose – I love it!
Maybe little bubbly is bummed that she did not get to wear stripes.
That’s actually pretty badass. Especially the girl. It’s like the album cover for the hippest KIDZ BOP ever.
Tragically, these kids were all born without the smile chromosome.
Could you imagine this hanging on the wall of their house? Perpetual gloom.
The family that sulks together rarely see each other as adults.
I wonder how many photos they had taken before their mom just gave up and decided on this one. I bet the little girl won all the staring contests. It doesn’t look like she has blinked in years!!
She’s probably ticked off because her brothers keep picking on her.
With that hair it’s more like the Moe-persons.
HA!!!
Epic win
Ok, now pass me a screen wipe….
“Hey! Did you kids eat those special brownies I had hidden?”
You mean the ones with the clonodine in them?
i don’t know what you’re all on about…. this is the best pic in the world- ever…. it’s going on my wall…. x
“Nobody likes me,everybody hates me I think I’ll go eat worms”…
Big ones, little ones, fat ones, skinny ones
Oh my, how they squirm!
XD
Bill Mumy on the right is going to wish us all into the cornfield if we keep teasing him.
Okay – the boy on the right is totally reminding me of Billy Mumy in that Twilight Zone episode where he could make people he didn’t like “go away”…
My first thought exactly!!
Mine, too!
It looks like mom used the same bowl to cut their hair. Sad sacks that they are. lol
They look like Amish children who were made to wear regular clothes. And they DON’T like it!
Do not be fooled by our commonplace appearance. We will soon kill all of you.
children of the Ramones!
Thanks… I got iced tea all over my monitor.
Ba ba bap ba ba ba ba bap ba
I think that they’re Sedateeeeeeeeeeed!!!
Did they have to use the same bowl on all the kids?
It’s like the haircut has got less credible through the years… eldest boy’s totally rocking it, middle child knows a healthy sense of irony is required and baby of the family is ready to leave home.
One of em is a girl I think.
Hey Hey, we’re the Mopeys! People say we mope around!
Thanks for putting THAT song in my head!
The little sister truly looks like the ring leader in this conspiracy NOT to smile.
I thought they were all boys initially, and had to go back to look a second time.
Her eyes scare me. That’s a “Go Ahead, just TRY to mess with me..I DARE you…” look.
OMGosh, haha! I especially loved “this is bubbly”. I bet their parents are exciting too!
The Moperson family’s favorite activity? Slouching.
How depressing is THAT! Now Im depressed.
“If WE can’t have color pictures, YOU can’t have smiles.”
Uhm no, that’s their natural color.
HAHAHA!!
There was NO mix up at the hospital. NO DNA test needed….
“And here we are right after getting the aliens beamed us back and we realized we’d have to go back to Mom and Dad after all. . . “
FTW!!
Obviously an art portrait.
Please help us find our shoulders…
LMAO!!!
D
Their town added Ritalin to the water supply.
Is THIS a movie poster for “Children of the Damned”?
Nope.
Children of the Yawned.
hhhhmmmm merry hhhmmmm Christmas hhhhmmmmm to all.
Wish you were hhhhhhmmmmmmm here!
Love, The hhhhmmmmm Mopersons
hahahahahahahahahahahaha those poor kids……………………see what ritalin does!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Ritalin! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! If it wasn’t so accurate, it would be even funnier! HAHAHAHAHA!
It’s like someone used the Photoshop cloning tool on the faces of these children.