The Baby Grinder

Oh, meat.
(submitted by Mandy)
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We’ll get a new dog tomorrow.
FTW!!
WINRAR
Oh man, that’s FUNNY!
Most people would say Jeffery Dahmer had a normal upbringing, others would disagree!
Mommy!!!!!
That baby truely looks happy! Hey- whatever keeps him/her grinning!
The baby is happy because it’s an only child now!
LOL
“I told you they loved me more. But did you believe me, noooo… well who’s laughing now?!?”
I don’t think I’d have thought much of this picture without the title…PERFECT!
“Damn kid drank all the milk again, guess I’ll have a Coke.”
Huh? No, don’t try to explain…
I wonder if they have a regulation cassarole dish too.
Geezzz… That’s how my dad lost half a finger… Poking meat into a grinder at the butcher shop…
Anyone ever sing the song:
Oh Mr. Johnny Verbecks,
How could you be so mean?
I told you you’d be sorry,
For inventing that machine.
Now all the neighbor’s cats and dogs,
Will nevermore be seen.
They’ve all been ground to sausages,
In Johnny Verbecks’ Machine!
One day the thing was broken, the darn thing wouldn’t go
So Johnny Verbeck, he climbed inside, to see what made it so
Along came his wife, who was walking in her sleep
She gave the crank an awful yank and Johnny Verbeck was meat!!
WHAT!?!?!?! Never, ever heard this song!
LOVE that song!! Hahahahaha!
I always heard it as “Oh. Dundabeck, oh Dundabeck, how could you be so mean?”
I actually just found some sheet music to it while cleaning out a closet at my parents’ home. It was the first thing I thought when I saw this!
not only is this picture funny, but it has attracted some of the funniest comments from viewers!
@NorandaPete…I am STILL laughing at your comment and I read it 2 hours ago. Kudos.
Has no one made the solyent green joke yet??
No?
SOYLENT GREEN!
SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!!
If most of the people here are like my sister, they’ve never seen the movie. I happen to love that movie.
when I see photos like this, I can’t help but think: God I love America.
DO IT AGAIN DADDY, DO IT AGAIN !!!!
Sorry, kiddo. That was the last kitty.
Hostel III
this looks like something out of the texas chainsaw massacre.
So THAT is where baby oil comes from!
I am so embarrassed now. I have a meat grinder that will lead my daughter to send in pictures of herself with the meat grinder to AFP.
OMG SOYLENT GREEN I HATE THAT MOVIE!!! ( after dinner) Its ok kids hes in a better place now
“Hey I thought you and your wife had two children together?”
“Nope, just the one.”
Hmmm…don’t which grandbaby for sure…looks like Aunt Norma Lee’s kitchen though, lol. I sure would love to have some of that Sausage!!!
You’re cracked, lady. I can assure you that you don’t know anyone in this picture. You know, since I’m the one who sent it in and all.
Mommy, where’s kitty?
This was me as a kid. I think I turned out alright. And I’m pretty sure this made me laugh more than anything else on the internet ever.
I look at this picture almost daily for a laugh. It’s so bizarre.
*Insert pink Floyd “The Wall” music here*
….One of the many reasons why vegetarians are vegetarians.
Hey, who put the Laughing Cow in the grinder?
Is anyone else thinking about “Sweeny Todd?”
haha I am! Mrs. Lovett’s meat pies!
……Until this picture surfaced, little Johnny Smith had no idea what happened to his twin brother, Scooter.
I hais a sosidge!
Loves!
soo… whats being inserted here? i see a baby-flesh colored twisted object, and a sickly limp arm hanging down. and never in my life have i seen such an elated face on a baby.
Does this mean that we won’t get yelled at when we play on Mr. Smith’s lawn? Sweeeeet…
This was actually taken in my aunt and uncle’s kitchen. I’m not sure which one of my cousins this is, but I’m thinking we should do a head count and make sure everyone is still here. My aunt and uncle live on a farm in middle Georgia, and – true to Southern form – my uncle made his own sausage. None of us are completely sure what went into it, as he has now passed away, but Soilent Green/Sweeney Todd aside, it was the BEST sausage anyone ever ate. He was a true Southern farmer from the old school, and one of the kindest people you would ever meat . . . I mean meet.
Mandy, nice ommage to your uncle. . .would have loved to meat. . umm, I mean meet him!!!
Who says Play-Doh is just for kids?
Little do the viewers know that it was actually his twin brother.