The Baby Grinder

Oh, meat.

(submitted by Mandy)

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165 Responses to “The Baby Grinder”

  1. George P says:

    We’ll get a new dog tomorrow.

  2. Shawn says:

    Most people would say Jeffery Dahmer had a normal upbringing, others would disagree!

  3. NorandaPete says:

    Mommy!!!!!

  4. Amy says:

    That baby truely looks happy! Hey- whatever keeps him/her grinning!

  5. I don’t think I’d have thought much of this picture without the title…PERFECT! :)

  6. David says:

    “Damn kid drank all the milk again, guess I’ll have a Coke.”

  7. Snowrider says:

    I wonder if they have a regulation cassarole dish too.

  8. DonnaLee says:

    Geezzz… That’s how my dad lost half a finger… Poking meat into a grinder at the butcher shop…

  9. meat me in st. louie says:

    Anyone ever sing the song:
    Oh Mr. Johnny Verbecks,
    How could you be so mean?
    I told you you’d be sorry,
    For inventing that machine.
    Now all the neighbor’s cats and dogs,
    Will nevermore be seen.
    They’ve all been ground to sausages,
    In Johnny Verbecks’ Machine!

    • WHODAT says:

      One day the thing was broken, the darn thing wouldn’t go
      So Johnny Verbeck, he climbed inside, to see what made it so
      Along came his wife, who was walking in her sleep
      She gave the crank an awful yank and Johnny Verbeck was meat!!

    • Lisa says:

      LOVE that song!! Hahahahaha!

    • Kathy says:

      I always heard it as “Oh. Dundabeck, oh Dundabeck, how could you be so mean?”
      I actually just found some sheet music to it while cleaning out a closet at my parents’ home. It was the first thing I thought when I saw this!

  10. jnmcnally says:

    not only is this picture funny, but it has attracted some of the funniest comments from viewers!

  11. Boofricketyhoo says:

    @NorandaPete…I am STILL laughing at your comment and I read it 2 hours ago. Kudos.

  12. Jamie says:

    Has no one made the solyent green joke yet??

    No?

    SOYLENT GREEN!

  13. glasstabletop says:

    when I see photos like this, I can’t help but think: God I love America.

  14. CHRISTOPHER RICHARDSON says:

    DO IT AGAIN DADDY, DO IT AGAIN !!!!

  15. Meg says:

    Hostel III

  16. gina says:

    this looks like something out of the texas chainsaw massacre.

  17. Pentagoon says:

    So THAT is where baby oil comes from!

  18. Heather D says:

    I am so embarrassed now. I have a meat grinder that will lead my daughter to send in pictures of herself with the meat grinder to AFP.

  19. Rachelle says:

    OMG SOYLENT GREEN I HATE THAT MOVIE!!! ( after dinner) Its ok kids hes in a better place now

  20. HippieDippie says:

    “Hey I thought you and your wife had two children together?”
    “Nope, just the one.”

  21. Dena says:

    Hmmm…don’t which grandbaby for sure…looks like Aunt Norma Lee’s kitchen though, lol. I sure would love to have some of that Sausage!!!

    • Mandy says:

      You’re cracked, lady. I can assure you that you don’t know anyone in this picture. You know, since I’m the one who sent it in and all.

  22. sparkeyj says:

    Mommy, where’s kitty?

  23. farmer's daughter says:

    This was me as a kid. I think I turned out alright. And I’m pretty sure this made me laugh more than anything else on the internet ever.

  24. koko says:

    I look at this picture almost daily for a laugh. It’s so bizarre.

  25. Devin says:

    *Insert pink Floyd “The Wall” music here*

  26. Lyla says:

    ….One of the many reasons why vegetarians are vegetarians.

  27. suzushii says:

    Hey, who put the Laughing Cow in the grinder?

  28. ScoutC says:

    Is anyone else thinking about “Sweeny Todd?”

  29. KaHarta says:

    ……Until this picture surfaced, little Johnny Smith had no idea what happened to his twin brother, Scooter.

  30. cristy says:

    I hais a sosidge!

  31. yucky says:

    soo… whats being inserted here? i see a baby-flesh colored twisted object, and a sickly limp arm hanging down. and never in my life have i seen such an elated face on a baby.

  32. Lola says:

    Does this mean that we won’t get yelled at when we play on Mr. Smith’s lawn? Sweeeeet…

  33. Mandy says:

    This was actually taken in my aunt and uncle’s kitchen. I’m not sure which one of my cousins this is, but I’m thinking we should do a head count and make sure everyone is still here. My aunt and uncle live on a farm in middle Georgia, and – true to Southern form – my uncle made his own sausage. None of us are completely sure what went into it, as he has now passed away, but Soilent Green/Sweeney Todd aside, it was the BEST sausage anyone ever ate. He was a true Southern farmer from the old school, and one of the kindest people you would ever meat . . . I mean meet.

  34. SKM says:

    Who says Play-Doh is just for kids?

  35. Brooke says:

    Little do the viewers know that it was actually his twin brother.

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