The Corpse Bride and Groom

March 17th, 2010

The Corpse Bride and Groom - Wedding

Nobody forbid these two to marry, but they decided to poison themselves anyway.

(submitted by Jake)

125 Responses to “The Corpse Bride and Groom”

  1. aughra says:

    Hmm, mid-reception siesta? Those positions are likely to produce the fewest wrinkles after their nap.

  2. Freon says:

    The past tense of “forbid” is “forbade.” You wouldn’t say “Nobody prevent these two…”, would you?

    • Anne says:

      OMG. My Dad was a H.S. English teacher, and I immediately thought the same. I had to (*ll)

  3. A Nonny Mouse says:

    This couple, sadly, flunked out of their celibacy pact. They slept together before being married.

  4. Laura says:

    the happy narcoleptic newlyweds

  5. customcartoons says:

    “I will kiss thy lips / Haply some poison doth yet hang on them … Alas, Thy lips are warm.

    Oh happy dagger!/ THIS is thy sheath! There rust, and let me die!”

    Romeo and Juliet, Act 5, Scene 3.

  6. Sandra says:

    When the bride and groom order the 350 picture package from the photographer, he just runs out of ideas.
    This is the strangest wedding picture I have ever seen. I guess I need to look at mine again.

  7. Rita says:

    ROFLOL I know where this is! I got married there, too! This is just outside Phoenix. Maybe the heatstroke set in too quickly…

  8. Cris says:

    Re-inactment of the death scene of Romeo and Juliet.

  9. devtrev says:

    That’s what happens when you don’t tip the limo driver.

  10. Travis says:

    I never thought a picture could be retarded until I saw this…seriously this is how you are going to remember your wedding day…awesome

  11. Stiddy says:

    By the time they got to the last of the lawn shots, rigamortis had sadly already set in.

  12. torresongs says:

    The turkey at the reception was delicious! But the wedding cake made entirely of Prozac was too much!

  13. Joanna says:

    Is this taking marriage lying down?

  14. libbydawn says:

    Little too much punch?

  15. Lin says:

    told you the chicken was bad.

  16. Jin says:

    LOL, groom looks just like one of my exes.

  17. Lu says:

    Okay, so, who’s the arse that went, “hey, I have a good idea for your wedding photo…” ??!!

  18. Marici says:

    Havn’t had such a good laugh in a long time. Tears streaming down my cheeks!!!

  19. Jamie says:

    For some reason I laughed extrememly hard at this O.o hehe
    How uncomfortable looking 😛

  20. Robert says:

    “No one had expected Jennifer, who was born with anoskeletolia (congential absence of any bones whatsoever) to live, let alone get married. But when she met Jed at a convention for sufferers of the disease, she knew she’d found her match.”

  21. AwkWerrrd says:

    … I’m feelin a lil woozy …

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