The Corpse Bride and Groom

March 17th, 2010

Nobody forbid these two to marry, but they decided to poison themselves anyway.

(submitted by Jake)


125 Responses to “The Corpse Bride and Groom”

  1. aughra says:

    Hmm, mid-reception siesta? Those positions are likely to produce the fewest wrinkles after their nap.

  2. Freon says:

    The past tense of “forbid” is “forbade.” You wouldn’t say “Nobody prevent these two…”, would you?

    • Anne says:

      OMG. My Dad was a H.S. English teacher, and I immediately thought the same. I had to (fight.the.urge.to.correct.)(it.was.h*ll)

  3. A Nonny Mouse says:

    This couple, sadly, flunked out of their celibacy pact. They slept together before being married.

  4. Laura says:

    the happy narcoleptic newlyweds

  5. customcartoons says:

    “I will kiss thy lips / Haply some poison doth yet hang on them … Alas, Thy lips are warm.

    Oh happy dagger!/ THIS is thy sheath! There rust, and let me die!”

    Romeo and Juliet, Act 5, Scene 3.

  6. Sandra says:

    When the bride and groom order the 350 picture package from the photographer, he just runs out of ideas.
    This is the strangest wedding picture I have ever seen. I guess I need to look at mine again.

  7. Rita says:

    ROFLOL I know where this is! I got married there, too! This is just outside Phoenix. Maybe the heatstroke set in too quickly…

  8. Cris says:

    Re-inactment of the death scene of Romeo and Juliet.

  9. devtrev says:

    That’s what happens when you don’t tip the limo driver.

  10. Travis says:

    I never thought a picture could be retarded until I saw this…seriously this is how you are going to remember your wedding day…awesome

  11. Stiddy says:

    By the time they got to the last of the lawn shots, rigamortis had sadly already set in.

  12. torresongs says:

    The turkey at the reception was delicious! But the wedding cake made entirely of Prozac was too much!

  13. Joanna says:

    Is this taking marriage lying down?

  14. libbydawn says:

    Little too much punch?

  15. Lin says:

    told you the chicken was bad.

  16. Jin says:

    LOL, groom looks just like one of my exes.

  17. Lu says:

    Okay, so, who’s the arse that went, “hey, I have a good idea for your wedding photo…” ??!!

  18. Marici says:

    Havn’t had such a good laugh in a long time. Tears streaming down my cheeks!!!

  19. Jamie says:

    For some reason I laughed extrememly hard at this O.o hehe
    How uncomfortable looking :P

  20. Robert says:

    “No one had expected Jennifer, who was born with anoskeletolia (congential absence of any bones whatsoever) to live, let alone get married. But when she met Jed at a convention for sufferers of the disease, she knew she’d found her match.”

  21. AwkWerrrd says:

    … I’m feelin a lil woozy …

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