Nobody forbid these two to marry, but they decided to poison themselves anyway.
(submitted by Jake)
Hmm, mid-reception siesta? Those positions are likely to produce the fewest wrinkles after their nap.
The past tense of “forbid” is “forbade.” You wouldn’t say “Nobody prevent these two…”, would you?
OMG. My Dad was a H.S. English teacher, and I immediately thought the same. I had to (fight.the.urge.to.correct.)(it.was.h*ll)
This couple, sadly, flunked out of their celibacy pact. They slept together before being married.
the happy narcoleptic newlyweds
“I will kiss thy lips / Haply some poison doth yet hang on them … Alas, Thy lips are warm.
Oh happy dagger!/ THIS is thy sheath! There rust, and let me die!”
Romeo and Juliet, Act 5, Scene 3.
When the bride and groom order the 350 picture package from the photographer, he just runs out of ideas.
This is the strangest wedding picture I have ever seen. I guess I need to look at mine again.
ROFLOL I know where this is! I got married there, too! This is just outside Phoenix. Maybe the heatstroke set in too quickly…
Re-inactment of the death scene of Romeo and Juliet.
I figured that too… but it doesn’t come off as too romantic!
Romeo, Romeo where art th… oh, crap.
That’s what happens when you don’t tip the limo driver.
I never thought a picture could be retarded until I saw this…seriously this is how you are going to remember your wedding day…awesome
By the time they got to the last of the lawn shots, rigamortis had sadly already set in.
The turkey at the reception was delicious! But the wedding cake made entirely of Prozac was too much!
Is this taking marriage lying down?
Little too much punch?
told you the chicken was bad.
LOL, groom looks just like one of my exes.
Okay, so, who’s the arse that went, “hey, I have a good idea for your wedding photo…” ??!!
Havn’t had such a good laugh in a long time. Tears streaming down my cheeks!!!
me too !!!
For some reason I laughed extrememly hard at this O.o hehe
How uncomfortable looking 😛
“No one had expected Jennifer, who was born with anoskeletolia (congential absence of any bones whatsoever) to live, let alone get married. But when she met Jed at a convention for sufferers of the disease, she knew she’d found her match.”
… I’m feelin a lil woozy …
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