The Corpse Bride and Groom

March 17th, 2010

Nobody forbid these two to marry, but they decided to poison themselves anyway.

(submitted by Jake)

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109 Responses to “The Corpse Bride and Groom”

  1. AwkWerrrd says:

    … I’m feelin a lil woozy …

  2. Robert says:

    “No one had expected Jennifer, who was born with anoskeletolia (congential absence of any bones whatsoever) to live, let alone get married. But when she met Jed at a convention for sufferers of the disease, she knew she’d found her match.”

  3. Jamie says:

    For some reason I laughed extrememly hard at this O.o hehe
    How uncomfortable looking :P

  4. Marici says:

    Havn’t had such a good laugh in a long time. Tears streaming down my cheeks!!!

  5. Lu says:

    Okay, so, who’s the arse that went, “hey, I have a good idea for your wedding photo…” ??!!

  6. Jin says:

    LOL, groom looks just like one of my exes.

  7. Lin says:

    told you the chicken was bad.

  8. libbydawn says:

    Little too much punch?

  9. Joanna says:

    Is this taking marriage lying down?

  10. torresongs says:

    The turkey at the reception was delicious! But the wedding cake made entirely of Prozac was too much!

  11. Stiddy says:

    By the time they got to the last of the lawn shots, rigamortis had sadly already set in.

  12. Travis says:

    I never thought a picture could be retarded until I saw this…seriously this is how you are going to remember your wedding day…awesome

  13. devtrev says:

    That’s what happens when you don’t tip the limo driver.

  14. Cris says:

    Re-inactment of the death scene of Romeo and Juliet.

  15. Rita says:

    ROFLOL I know where this is! I got married there, too! This is just outside Phoenix. Maybe the heatstroke set in too quickly…

  16. Sandra says:

    When the bride and groom order the 350 picture package from the photographer, he just runs out of ideas.
    This is the strangest wedding picture I have ever seen. I guess I need to look at mine again.

  17. customcartoons says:

    “I will kiss thy lips / Haply some poison doth yet hang on them … Alas, Thy lips are warm.

    Oh happy dagger!/ THIS is thy sheath! There rust, and let me die!”

    Romeo and Juliet, Act 5, Scene 3.

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