The Situation

March 25th, 2010

The Situation - *AFP Hall Of Fame*

Gym, tan, winner.

(submitted by Jennifer)

161 Responses to “The Situation”

  1. Larry says:

    The hunk in red shorts sure looks hot! Long hair and bare legs!

  2. Desert Trip says:

    Having been through the 80’s in my mid-twenties (I had her hair), all I can say is he would have had me and all my friends dreaming and wishing. I bet he was extra hawt in spandex rocker pants. Great one! 🙂

  3. Lance says:

    He has ‘Ellie May Clampett’ hair

  4. Johnny O says:

    Ahh yes, the 80’s. You had to be there to truly appreciate this decade. I rocked a mullet, even a perm at one time, but never got my hair this high. I was skinny, so I never wore an outfit like this. I loved my acid washed jeans, wonder where I can get some of those? Thanks for having the courage for sharing!

  5. Tizio says:

    Yeah, we giggle today, but back in my day, if you could pull off Bon Jovi hair AND a California beach body, you got more ass than a toilet seat.

    Side note: Dave’s outfit looks like the same one Ogre wore in the first Revenge of the Nerds 😀

  6. Pete says:

    and then they went to pour pig’s blood over Carrie at the prom….

  7. Dave's Sex Captain says:

    I will have fun sexy time with you sex star dave and your sexy red shorts.

  8. Vania says:

    I LOVE THIS PHOTO! It isn’t a mullet, it’s Jon Bon Jovi hair. I remember it well. A rather large woman who frequents my library, here in Tennessee, is still wearing a version of it. When it’s on a woman, I call it “Heart Hair”, as in Ann and Nancy. Dave, I’m grateful that you’re not still wearing it. And thanks for the update!

  9. Diane says:

    I too, applaud Dave for being such a great sport! And hey Dave, seriously….you need to find a way to get back at your sisters!

  10. Xan_Steel says:

    Wow, Dude, looks like a lady. O.O

  11. Tiffany Skrocki says:

    Dave Barry! You are my hero. Kudos to you for being able to laugh at yourself. I may just fly to NJ to get some work done at your shop. I will be a Dave Barry Groupie!!! -Tiff in Houston

  12. Aaron says:

    The one on the left is a girl. The next one over is a boy. The last two are kinda fuzzy. Batting 2-for-4 is okay isn’t it?

  13. Gogit says:

    Dave the Mullet Hulkster’s the baby brother?! I guess having to arm curl 50 pound cans of hair spray and backcombing through that mane for hours on end to achieve that style would bulk up those biceps fast and maybe cause a growth spurt! It doesn’t look like his sibs minded hanging with him- maybe his older brother got to date Dave’s cast offs!

  14. CuddlyBear says:

    I’m just as confused as he is.

  15. Suzy says:

    Can we all say AQUA NET?!

  16. CPB says:

    Hi, is the guy w/big hair and red shorts, Dave? From Paramus, NJ? ANd, used to work at North American Lobster??? Please let me know! :-0)

  17. Chad Alan says:

    i can’t tell the gender of anyone in this photo

  18. Lila says:

    ick. glad I was too young during those partner pickin’ days…

  19. Ned says:

    Sorry but at first glance, the person in the red shorts looked like a female, but I guess not. “He” looks like a woman on steroids.

  20. Greg says:

    please show some respect and stop making fun. its not like you can bring home the gold for the East German women’s sprint team.

    i am your #1 fan Marita Koch!

  21. John says:

    Question: On the right in the red shorts and the black top, is that a male or female?

    Seriously, I can’t make it out.

    • Andrew says:

      Think you need your eyes checked mate. Seriously, for those folk that can’t tell the difference there several tell tale signs!!!!! Besides didn’t Leif Garrett the singer used to sport such a look?

    • Lexi says:

      You must not have been alive in the 80s.

  22. chris says:

    so i think i just saw this guy perform as a Dee Snider stunt double last weekend in Vegas

  23. Marnie says:

    Share clothes, that is…..

  24. Tara says:

    I swear that girl holding the stuffed animal is my cousin Wendy. YIKES

  25. tori says:

    Didn’t they star in Eight is Enough?

  26. johnny says:

    Awesome photo, Dave… I laughed out loud, but only because my brother and I tried really hard to sport righteous mullets ourselves. (Maybe if we gathered up all the mullets we cut off in the early 90’s, we could plug up that oil leak in the Gulf…)

  27. Jodi says:

    Can we say “who wears short shorts,” if you dare then wear Nair for short shorts.” And it does look like he did use Nair

  28. PapaBear says:

    Oh mylanta, is THAT a dude?

  29. CurtCarroll says:

    how did this guy not win the mullet contest?

  30. devtrev says:

    If Richard Simmons and Joe Piscopo had a baby.

  31. Kris says:

    There is no chance that picture wasn’t taken in New Jersey…and it may have been taken this week…

  32. Desirae says:

    wow ,his hair is sure a bouncin’ and behavin’. that mullet is so mighty it should have a halo around it!lol

  33. Greg ambort says:

    NOTHING can say Milwaukee ’83 better than this. A Chrysler K Car and a Mid-West version of a Hollywood glam-rocker. (Why are his legs shaved? Even Brett Michaels didn’t go that far…) Love the Dolphin shorts, dude.

  34. Ro says:

    Wow. One thing you’ve gotta say for Dave, he’s always trendy!
    Thanks for posting an update, man. You look WAY better with little hair and rad tattoos.

  35. Timbuktoo says:

    OMG. I’m so glad dave popped in. I NEER look at comment but I had to come JUST but chance I might see what Dave looks like now. Thanks for the update Dave. Funny pic 🙂

  36. Double A says:

    WOW. thats awesome! Congrats!!

  37. an oni mouse says:

    Bonus points for identifying the gender of each of these characters, lol.

    • D F Stuckey says:

      Frankly, I don’t care what gender the second from right with the stuffed toy is . . . That wicked little grin has won me over 🙂

  38. Lesli says:

    I wish I had a video of this guy dancing and primping in his mirror…. he is so that guy!!! How did his goods keep from falling out of those shorts??I wonder what he looks like now??

    • Dave Barry says:

      Ha Ha Ha ! she said goods! if you click on my name you’ll be able to see were Im at now. And thank God my sisters didn’t have video’s or you would have probably seen them too. we also have three older sisters, here I am 40 and still picked on by my siblings!!!! i’t never ends.

  39. Sally says:

    This is great stuff. And I wish people would quit acting like they never took a crazy pic.

  40. Mark says:

    Looks like bohunk took off his Ferrari sunglasses to give us that “I rule” look.

  41. Lin says:

    It’s like a car accident, I can’t stop staring at it!

  42. Eily says:

    that guy is UNREAL

  43. Wireeater says:

    This would have been Kevin Bacon’s replacement in Footlose, Fuuuuuuuuuuuuu

  44. eslah says:

    I’m guessing this photo was taken in Jersey …

  45. Stephanie says:

    SIGH, hurry up you guys, I’m late for my audition for “Cats”!

  46. terry says:

    the girl in the tank top is HAWT.

  47. HotPants says:

    My four year old just said, “what is it”?

  48. Chris says:

    He’s even got the hairbrush! LOL!

  49. Tim says:

    Dave. you’re a class act for commenting on the pic. plus I like your tattoo work. If I’m in NJ I’ll stop by. Rock on my friend….

  50. William says:

    did you say winner or weiner?

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