The girl chose her prettiest dress.
The film crew said, “Stand near that mess.”
She scowled and she frowned,
And threw their props around.
Ruined photo? No, it’s a success.
it look like a young version of the evil painting that carries the soul of the king or whatever he was in ghostbusters 2. same expression and all. although, if i had a picture of me like that i dont think i’d smile in pictures any more either.
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It’s funny… I have that exact same look on my face at any given moment.
“Come and play with us, Jonny. Come and play with us.”
redrum.
my brother has a picture with the same backdrop and the pain canister and paintbrush. its just an awkward pic no matter whos standing there.
Well the rainbow did end kinda early.
I totally had that same dress….
BEST caption!
Somwhere, over the freakin’ rainbow…
I had a dress just like that in about ’93. My head hurts just thinking about it.
i used to have this dress.
“Look, I only painted the rainbow because that’s what people like you expect me to paint, OKAY?”
The wall is smeared with the endtrails of her foes. Dont ask what she has in the bucket.
If you make me pose for this picture, you’ll be sorry. I promise.
The only thing missing here is the compound bow.
Maybe she just REALLY had her heart set on the bookcase motif instead…..
Silence! I keeel you!
she’s funny lol; if looks could kill hahaha
Looks to me like someone didn’t get their nap today!! LOL
The girl chose her prettiest dress.
The film crew said, “Stand near that mess.”
She scowled and she frowned,
And threw their props around.
Ruined photo? No, it’s a success.
LOL! Anne, love the poem…perfection!!
I think I had an elementary school picture with this same background. Must have been popular!
I wonder if the photographer managed to clean his camera after she threw that paint tin at him.
Hahahah! She is so cute!
“Maybe the world is blind,
Or just a little unkind.
Don’t know.
Seems you can’t be sure
Of anything anymore.
Although,
You maybe lonely and then,
One day you’re smiling again.
Every time I turn around,
I see the girl that turns my world around.
Standing there…
Every time I turn around,
Her spirit’s lifting me right off the ground.
What’s gonna be ?
Guess we’ll just wait … and see.”
this was the antagonist in “Carrie” as a child.
She looks like she wants to throw that paint can at the person taking the picture. Get outta the way!
it look like a young version of the evil painting that carries the soul of the king or whatever he was in ghostbusters 2. same expression and all. although, if i had a picture of me like that i dont think i’d smile in pictures any more either.
Having a 6 year old daughter, I actually see that exact same facial expression quite often!
Maybe she knew the photo would end up on this Website even if she had smiled.
You mean the one that says “I am going to kill you in your sleep.” ?
That red paint looks a little realistic………..and fresh…………..and……Omygosh!
I had a sheet set that looked like that dress back in the day…
where does the ribbon around her waist go?
That’s the first thing I noticed too… Weird!!
There’s probably another on the other ide and they tie in the back.
you may not be able to tell, but rainbows are her favorite…
Marnie!
Someone had the wrong size dish.
Or baby sister Lisa ordered that damn cocktail sauce at lunch, even though she knows it’s off THE LIST!
today’s offerings from Stephen King Photo Studios
Yes! With murder on her mind…….
Carrie: The Prequel
You stole mine! lol
I guess the photographer would have been better off starting with a joke.. she is one tough crowd!
redrum, redrum…
Lol! Come play with us… forever and ever and ever.
LOL! Too bad its a ladder and not a big wheel!
WHOA,
this would make a killer album cover!
It most certainly would.
“Rainbows are for Sissies” by Sludge Flingers
Now that’s one smart little girl. She knows darn well the whole set-up is stupid and that people will one day laugh at the photo.
Firestarter!
LOL!
What are YOU lookin’ at?
Ah ha… the classic 90′s rainbow/paint school picture set up.
I still have a couple of those I’m keeping hidden.
She’s reviewing all her known swear words in her head.
Hilarious subtitle!
Psh! She is SO over it!!!
Those aren’t drippings from red paint on the wall.
Tonight, on Sick Sad World!!!
Best comment ever! I miss Daria!
“I … am going to kill Bill.”
LMFAO!!!!!! I was thinking the same thing!! It’s a young Uma Thurman…practicing already.
She was over [with] the rainbow and her flowered dress and this riduculous spring portrait session!
I feel her pain! But this is a great photo anyway – love it!
I bet her face wll stay like that. just like mom warned, but alas. life must go on.