Up The Jam

May 27th, 2010

Brings us back to simpler times when all we needed were a few pumps.

(submitted by Nicole)

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69 Responses to “Up The Jam”

  1. JulieM says:

    Looks an awful like like Richard Marx there…without the mullet.

  2. th. says:

    Their legs are totally interchangeable.

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  4. Smartazz says:

    I think she is smiling due to the fact that she was able to modify their Osh Kosh overalls into matching outfits ( note:the special kangaroo pouch on their chests)…He is just smiling because he wants to keep the peace and nobody with ever see this pic anyway !!! boy was he wrong, thanks to Nicole and AFP :)

  5. Lee says:

    Lol … the angle + the outfits + the big hair makes them look 3 feet tall.

  6. Missy says:

    Hansel and Gretel – they never did leave the woods – such fond memories of candy houses and child-baking witches.

  7. John says:

    Well that’s going to leave a scar.

  8. weshays says:

    They missed the new Charlie and the Chocolate factory movie by a few years.

  9. Val says:

    Yup…she’s got a banana clip in her hair, alright.

  10. TLD says:

    You KNOW they got these outfits at Merry Go Round.

  11. Candy says:

    If they were wearing lederhosen, then YES, I could understand the comments about Oktoberfest but they are wearing OVERALLS.

  12. dB says:

    Obviously they are conjoined twins. It’s one outfit.

  13. Zoey says:

    I’m certain this is the 90′s, not the 80′s, the 90′s were worse. And I recall outfits very similar to these around 1995.

  14. JBoz says:

    My forensic analysis: Patch/insignia of some kind of the front pouch suggests a uniform of some kind. Footwear suggests they have to spend lots of time on their feet. They seem too normal (well, normal for the ’80s) to be a couple who would voluntarily dress up like this. Physical contact is close, but not too close suggests a platonic male/female relationship.

    Conclusion: This was a work related photo of two co-workers…no other plausible explanation.

  15. softgeek says:

    You are looking at a man in luuuuuvvvvv. Otherwise he won’t be caught dead in that outfit.

  16. coNNie says:

    Unfortunately the camera angle and lighting distort everything in this photo.

    Because of the lighting it appears that they are wearing the same outfit in a hideous color…that color does not exist.

    The camera angle makes it look like the “bibs” are cut off near the knees…not possible.

    Plus the camera angle forces the tongues of his shoes to “jut forward” making it look like the bulbous end of turkey basters…how silly.

    A better angle and better lighting would’ve prevented her hair from looking like a “big hair” mullet…how embarrassing.

    Obviously photography is not for the inexperienced.

    • PugMom says:

      I am crying laughing!!
      Here I thought it ’twas the outfits and shoes and I read your comment and discovered

      that was a “fig newton of my emancipation”……

      [color me blushing:D]

    • ajaQ says:

      Does so exist, that color.

  17. all they need are huge neon condoms and pacifiers and it salt n peppa

  18. Todd says:

    I think it’s great that the caption, of all things, is about the shoes. I used to own a pair of Reebok Pumps…

  19. Lesli Messinger says:

    “Brings us back to simpler times when all we needed were a few pumps.”

    Pump up shoes! My sons HAD to have those in the 80s! Of course, they were under 12 years old. LOL

  20. Mary says:

    “Did you fall?”

    “Oh, rollerblading…”

  21. Tristan says:

    And a banana clip in our hair, you know she has one in there! LOL!

  22. PugMom says:

    ummmmm [scratching my head]

    errrrrrrrrr[rubbing my eyes]

    [humming under my breath]

    Okay. I’ll go ahead and ask.

    Why?????????????

  23. Beki says:

    Is this a couple or do you suppose it’s a weird brother/sister singing/dancing act? Perhaps about to perform at King’s Island circa 1987?

  24. coolcat says:

    and lots of hairspray!

  25. Brian says:

    Tim and his sister return yearly to walk through the big-hair forest. This year, there is a wedgie contest.

  26. RayRay says:

    It’s so cute when mom dresses adult siblings alike!

  27. Danae says:

    love it! I remember those days! Those shoes seemed almost magical :)

  28. Tree Smith says:

    Wow. Married? Or brother and sister? Wow.

  29. Ryan says:

    “That outfit is wearing you, Felix.”

  30. Heather says:

    I hope this is just some goofy uniform they had to wear for work, and not an outfit they picked out on their own.

  31. Whoa says:

    Gee, wonder whose idea THIS was?

  32. ErpInBurp says:

    C’mon, guys. Your socks don’t match. Let’s try again–and this time, when I say “you gotta match, you gotta MATCH.”

  33. Cindi says:

    I’ve been working on the railroad…

  34. Mah says:

    There are some outfits that are dated before you even get the last piece buttoned up.

  35. TJ says:

    Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa this is funnier than Hall! OMG – what a ‘gas’.

  36. Gigi says:

    Maybe they’re manning the Materhorn ride at Disneyland.

  37. mom&advocate says:

    Please, someone explain their outfits to me!

  38. Shan says:

    her idea or his?

  39. Kellie says:

    Pump up the Jam? LMAO …they look like hip-hop Dutch yodelers. Just replace the Converse with wooden clogs and it’s ON… YEAH BABY! ahahahahaha!!

  40. Tony says:

    Wonder twins day off..

  41. Tim S says:

    Chicken dance! An-a-one, an-a-two…

  42. smama says:

    they are wearing those outfits and you’re posting about the hair????

  43. Melissa says:

    oompa loompa oompaddy do, they’ve got another riddle for you…oompa loompa oompaddy det, she really hates him for losing that bet.

  44. LME says:

    Matching outifts for anyone except identical twins under the age of five should be forbidden.

  45. David says:

    I seriously hope they were headed to an Oktoberfest.

  46. JAB says:

    It’s like Hansel and Gretel jumped in their time machine and landed in 1988.

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