Okay everybody, calm down. Whether you hate clowns or not, there is nothing awkward here. This is a professional photo shot for a professional clown. I have a cousin who was a clown, uh, a professional one of course, for many years. He had a photo shoot too. It’s what you need to do, pass them out and generate business.
Not clown, Raggedy Anne. The hair, the dot on the nose, the little bow, the outfit, the white gloves, the little heart — look at it. She’s dressed exactly like her doll.
Not that that makes it any less awkward. In fact, it makes it more awkward, in my book.
I’m laughing so hard that my gut hurts. I’m loving the comments on this. I’m the one that submitted the photo. The truly scary part of this photo is that this pic is of a family member of someone who resides in the same building I do. I’ve shown this to my co-workers and friends and the reaction is generally the same…FEAR. Plus a little creepiness, etc. The writing on the back of the photo gives the name of the lady…..and the doll. Totally awkward. If I were the mom or grandma who recieved this, I’d probably have thrown it in the garbage too.
Is there actually anyone out there (besides the clowns who dress as clowns) that LIKES clowns? Honestly, I’ve never known anyone who isn’t squicked out by them in varying degrees ranging from “bleh” to full blown terror.
She should have the clown doll thing from Poltergeist with her, you know, the one that pulled the kid under the bed, to make this pic even creepier… hated that clown!!
I’m sorry I looked at this before bed, now I’m going to have nightmares. The only thing that could make this more frightening is if she were holding one of those creepy marionette dolls.
This is from the annals of Stephen King’s Vault. The original cast type for “It” but they thought this clown would be too scary so they went with the other guy.
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And when you’re down here… with me… YOU’LL FLOAT… TOO!!!!!
Could you imagine being the photographer? I would probably let out a yelp.
I was never afraid of clowns…until now. Call it whatever you want, it’s effing creepy!
Conjoined twin clowns- “clown”joined twins. No laughing matter.
She has her fathers cute little button eyes.
My immediate reaction (which is good enough for the Internet): Cute and sad.
My immediate reaction: HOLY JESUS!!
Yup, Raggedy Ann, NOT a clown. But still incredibly creepy. There ought to be laws against this sort of mimicry.
Okay everybody, calm down. Whether you hate clowns or not, there is nothing awkward here. This is a professional photo shot for a professional clown. I have a cousin who was a clown, uh, a professional one of course, for many years. He had a photo shoot too. It’s what you need to do, pass them out and generate business.
Passing out copies of this picture would generate something but I don’t think it would be “business”.
Scared. Of. That.
The turtle can’t help us now.
The turtle! Yes! Big Bill and Haystack would be helpless against this creature.
I wonder what happened to the photographer. He or she is probably still in a corner somewhere just rocking back and forth.
Not clown, Raggedy Anne. The hair, the dot on the nose, the little bow, the outfit, the white gloves, the little heart — look at it. She’s dressed exactly like her doll.
Not that that makes it any less awkward. In fact, it makes it more awkward, in my book.
That picture will haunt my nightmares for eternity.
Wait. Listen. That’s the sound of her skin screaming for air.
I’m laughing so hard that my gut hurts. I’m loving the comments on this. I’m the one that submitted the photo. The truly scary part of this photo is that this pic is of a family member of someone who resides in the same building I do. I’ve shown this to my co-workers and friends and the reaction is generally the same…FEAR. Plus a little creepiness, etc. The writing on the back of the photo gives the name of the lady…..and the doll. Totally awkward. If I were the mom or grandma who recieved this, I’d probably have thrown it in the garbage too.
You ALL are missing the point! The reason this picture is creapy is not the clown, but the doll with the blank stare!!!! Don’t look in her eyes!
How awkward…she drew the heart on the wrong side of her face.
Oh, that should come with a warning. That double clown nightmare is going to keep me awake for days.
Is there actually anyone out there (besides the clowns who dress as clowns) that LIKES clowns? Honestly, I’ve never known anyone who isn’t squicked out by them in varying degrees ranging from “bleh” to full blown terror.
Looks a bit like a police mugshot – or a “wanted” poster
She should have the clown doll thing from Poltergeist with her, you know, the one that pulled the kid under the bed, to make this pic even creepier… hated that clown!!
Someone has to learn how to make do with just a LITTLE less makeup. If she is not careful, she will end up looking like a clown.
This is what happens when a member of the Insane Clown Posse have children.
WHY?
I’m sorry I looked at this before bed, now I’m going to have nightmares. The only thing that could make this more frightening is if she were holding one of those creepy marionette dolls.
I was just sooo relieved when I saw that she was holding a doll, and not a baby dressed like her, as I originally thought.
I thought that too!
Thanks for the nightmare
Can’t sleep… clowns will eat me.
Hiya Georgie! Want a balloon?
Yikes!! This takes the cake. You can shut the website down now…
I am going to have nightmares…ew.
Can’t sleep. Clowns will eat me.
LOL. I love that.
I don’t think she is supposed to be a clown. Isn’t she supposed to be Raggedy Anne? (a doll…not a clown…not even a clown doll LOL)
No comment….. {{{shudder}}}
Who knew Hell, was over the rainbow.
Winning comment right there….
We aaallllll float over the rainbow….
This is from the annals of Stephen King’s Vault. The original cast type for “It” but they thought this clown would be too scary so they went with the other guy.
Scariest. Picture. Ever.
Can’t sleep…clowns will eat me!!!
YIKES!!! Awkward on so many levels! And…clowns scare me. Why would anyone want to be one is beyond me.
super creepy-hated this picture… a lot
MOMMY!!!! You’ve come home!!
ICK! I hate clowns. They’re creepy! *shudders*
I’m lovin’ this pic. Maybe a little copy cat happening but still a good pic.
Oh my…yikes.
Clowns. *shudder*
I’m speechless.
Oh wait. Now I get it. It’s Mrs. Pennywise.
Can’t sleep. Clowns will eat me.
Mr. and Mrs. Pennywise and their spawn.
Chola the clown!
OMG, that is so awkward and creepy! I am so going to have nightmares! Clowns feak me out!
Clowns make me feel like I do when I’ve eaten old lunchmeat.
WINNER!
This one has me cowering in a corner. Make the bad clown go away.
AMEN! I was never afraid of clowns until I saw this! YIKES!
Awk-weird!
They aaaalllllll float! *shudder*
OH my god, I know this person!