She’s still young.
(submitted by Kayla)
I think is the lack of real men that’s destroying America. hahahah Run for the few good ones! Haven’t laughed this hard since a loooong time. Thanks.
Maybe the “Wet Floor” sign was put out….because Kayla’s water just broke at the reception ?
LOL!!!! Made me almost fall outta my chair!
I love Rodney Dangerfield on the left adjusting his tie……NO RESPECT
The two girls are really Siamese twins!
Hm. All this time I have assumed that when they ask for unmarried women to come up for the bouquet toss, they meant unmarried women of marrying age. Not children.
that is exactly what I though. I don’t remember little kids catching the bouquet. “yay, my 8 year old is next in line to be married”.
Every wedding I’ve been to, they let the little girls and, if they want to, the grannies, try for the bouquet. It’s the little ones that really get into it.
If he’s The Adam, she must be The Eve … of Destruction.
OMG these were the best comments I have ever read!!! Adam and BP!!!! OMG can’t stop laughing!!!
I think BP needs to call Adam. if anyone knows “spills”… It’s Adam.
I have finally solved the puzzle!
Wait for it ….
The ‘running for the bouquet’ gag is just a diversion. The girls both slipped ON THE WET FLOOR!!!
Kreskin, you sure have alot to learn….. as we have figured so far, the mysterious spill was not near the girls. It was way back by the wet floor sign, therefore your theory cannot be true.
Maybe someone saw the WET FLOOR sign… so they did? Discuss.
Someone spilled something, that’s why there’s a wet floor sign. It was vodka.
Fascinating……mmmm. I would have sworn it was water.. lol
I thought you were going to keep that secret!!! LOL!!
DO NOT LISTEN TO FALSE ADAMS. ONLY I KNOW THE SECRET OF THE SPILL AND HUMANITY DOES NOT KNOW WHAT HORRORS THEY ARE SPARED THAT I DO NOT REVEAL THAT KNOWLEDGE.
The kid on the left’s making the universal choking sign – he must have snuck some wedding cake while everyone was giddily applauding the girl being launched into the air, and now he’s doomed.
Were they the only two people going after the boquet?
Was this reception at Nazareth Hall in Grand Rapids, Ohio? Looks just like it…the floor is dangerously slippery!
yes! it was nazareth hall, real wedding, real spill on the floor, real kids going WWF on each other.
But the “Wet Floor” sign – is that real? I just can’t figure out why it’s there.
Adam seems very mysterious about all of this. I suspect a conspiracy. I’m not buying the “it was vodka” excuse. The remains of that spill look just like deadly Polonium-212 to me. Who is this “Adam” anyway?
I KNOW WHAT WAS SPILLED, AND I MUST TAKE THAT SECRET TO MY GRAVE.
LOL! Now we REALLY want to know!
I made a couple of energetic lunges for bridal bouquets when I was about that age. It’s not an event for the slow or feeble. You turn the bouquet to mulch, but somehow it seems important to win.
that looks like it hurt…ouch!!! lol (can’t stop laughing at the “body checking”) hahahahaha
ROFLMAO!! Adam needs to come back and post more frequently. I haven’t laughed this hard in a while. Sigh*wipe tear
But what’s up with the “Wet floor” sign? Maybe Adam knows?
Adam know……Oh yes….Adam knows….
He should. He is the groom. Maybe if the same question wasn’t asked five times, it wouldn’t need to be answered five times.
I think Tim said that tongue-in-cheek.
LOL I can’t stop laughing at the fact that it needed clarification.
Oh,HE knows alright !!!
I choose to believe that the younger girl is actually doing a flying hip check into the plaid skirt girl.
I choose to believe I can eat only one pringle.
I choose to believe in a world where there is no photoshopping.
I believe Adam….Vote NO to photoshopping..x
Adam…I’m guessing YOU were the one that spilled.
It’s Adam wedding. He was on the main table so couldn’t have made this much talked about spill…Gosh…lol.
Exactly – LOVE it!!!!
This is one of the funniest pictures EVER!
Hey! That’s NOT how you do the chicken Dance!
No, of course not.
It’s the “Hockey” Pokey — “you put your right hip IN — ‘oomf’”
“Hockey” Pokey!! LMAO!!
ha ha, nice reference!
This was submitted by my wife (unbeknownst to me) and I about died laughing when I visited this site today on my lunch. That photo is part of a sequence captured by the photographer of my wife’s sister’s daughter body checking my brother’s oldest daughter out of the way to catch the bouquet toss.
She was okay, a little stunned, but okay. The photographer thought it was so funny that he included the pics in the wedding album.
One of my favorite photos from the wedding.
So….Adam and Kayla are married??!!
Yep. It was our wedding. You can actually see Adam sitting in the back of the photo.
I have to say that Adam & Kayla are great. What good sports and what a pair for a sense of humour. Your kids are going to be fun.
But I have to know, who won the fight between Adam’s brother’s wife & Kayla’s sister?
Body block my little girl? Pow! Right in the kisser!
(I too have not laughed this much since the Granny with the six shooter.)
He’s the one with the mop.
So who’s Kristie?
The expression on the younger girl’s face is truly classic!
I’m claiming fake here. This is an ok Photoshop job, but not great. The flowers are added after the fact. I’m still trying to figure out if the smaller girl was there or she’s also Photoshopped.
It wasn’t Photoshopped. The photographer was showing EVERYONE this picture after he took it. He got four really great pictures (it looks kind of time-lapsed). Too funny..this is my favorite picture from the wedding.
Have you ever watched women going after a bouqet?!?
oh no, there was no photoshopping this pic…..i was AT this wedding, and it REALLY happened like this!!
That’s actually the floor from my kitchen.
Totally NOT photoshopped! I was there!
Actually, it’s the floor from the Sternberg’s bar mitzvah. The roses, too.
The girls are from the jr. women’s olympic ice hockey tryout. The brunette is team captain.
I think you are photoshopped. Who … are … you … REALLY?
The wet floor sign was DEFINITELY photoshopped.
Yeh, it used to say “Wet Flood.”
No, both the girls were really there. It is EVERYBODY ELSE that is Photoshopped. And ALL the furniture. They were actually on a basketball court, chasing a basketball. Tricky, huh?
Oh, and the dresses they are wearing are photoshopped, too.
(Can you tell I’m getting sick of this photoshop crap?)
Actually, they aren’t girls at all, but two players from the NBA!!!
That was meant to go in the “Photoshopping” thread.
“Two girls enter…One girl leaves…)
FOUL – no attempt at use of the arms!!!
why is the floor wet anyway…at a wedding? I’d ask for REFUND!
People tend to spill things everywhere. If you hadn’t noticed..”Adam” has told us at least twice that it was there because of a small spill that was cleaned up over by the tables. The whole floor wasn’t wet, just a small part.
And people thought Adam was OVERexplaining. (In my experience, there is no such thing.)
the photographer managed to catch the PRECISE moment that the look on the littlest girl’s face went from “yipee a bouquet!” to “oh CRAP, this is gonna hurt!” Props to said photographer…not so much to the giddy onlookers.
This was the exact moment that Susie realized what she would do for a Klondike Bar.
It looks like the boy on the left was thinking “If she gets it my life is over”
I love the look on the little girls face! Classic!!!
That gal just caught the eye of a college linebacker impressed with her skill.
#1 NFL defensive pick, girl in the plaid skirt.
I love the smiling and clapping spectators!
I am impressed with the photography skills!!
Great location for a bouquet toss.
Notice the “Caution Wet Floor” sign.
This didn’t end pretty.
The wet floor sign was for a small spill over by that table that they mopped up.
Of all the things that didn’t need to be explained
I think Adam was at the wedding Jennifer….Really..teehee.
naw. he just works for health and safety. he was at the event checking for violations. I should know… “I was there!!”
Yeah I got that after reading all his comments. My prior comment still stands.
My point is just that it was not wet where the bouquet was being tossed.
A lot of people seem to be pointing out the wet floor sign in the comments.
BTW this was from my wedding in January and I’m actually in the picture…my wife had to point out because I was too busy laughing about the fact my niece was being knocked airborne.
I remember my bouquet toss experience. I was standing between two women who liked the same guy. It was easily the most terrifying moment of my life.
Hysterical! I can only imagine.
AWWWW. Look at the adoring looks from the women in the background as the young girls kill each other. It’s a good thing that future priest Luke on the far left was blessing them.
Wow LOL. I think that girl is on her way to becoming one awesome Roller Derby chick.
Well they say the way you practice is the way you play…
lol, that’s the first thing that popped in my head, too. But she better watch her elbows!
That’s what I was thinking, ‘cept she’ll have to tuck that elbow in if she doesn’t want to called on it. Junior Roller Derby, here she comes!
Both the little girl’s feet are off the floor, aren’t they? It almost looks like she was thrown with the bouquet.
I think we are looking at future members of the U.S. Olympic Women’s Soccer Team! Or the Canadian Women’s Hockey Team, if it’s in Canada.
This is so disturbing….yet awesome. I’m trying to figure out how old the bigger girl is- the older she is the better the picture is.
I believe she’s 15 now, 14 at the time of the picture in January of this year.
The boy in the background on the left is watching his love fail.
That is her nephew with the “Oh my!” look on his face.
Isn’t that the boy who singed his hair at rehearsal dinner? LOL!! I could be wrong, but I know it was one of the two boys.
this is what happens when bret favre renews his vows!
Ballet of the doomed and the damned.
I choked on my spit when I read this I laughed so hard. XD
Hahahaha. This is so adorable.
Yep. And not really awkward.
Um…note that the smaller girl is mid-flight
I think so.
Than again, what would you do with your life if not go onto websites that post a certain kind of thing and say that whatever they posted doesn’t count.
Extreme bouqet throwing: wet floor, full-contact, no age limit, no holds barred – no mercy.
Haha Yeah THIS …. ISSSS…. SPARTAAAAAAAAAAA!
Brilliant comment, Stella!
At our wedding, we had a teenage girl catch the bouquet and oddly enough she was the one married next. Kind. Of. A. Scary. Story to tell… I don’t like to revisit … but at least my husband and I lived happily ever after.
I went to a wedding reception that was at a botanical garden and the bride threw the bouquet up into a tree. One bridesmaid was so determined, she got a chair and then used a guy’s cane to get it down! She deserved that bouquet!
I like the wet floor sign in the background… classy.
Someone spilled something at the table back there and they put that sign there after they cleaned up the spill.
Really Adam? Ya think that’s the deeper meaning behind the “Wet Floor” sign? I always wondered…
Hahaa!! Love it, Kane.
ROFLMAO!!!!! The real question is WHAT was spilled? soda, wine?
I think Adam is just pointing out that the whole floor wasn’t wet, just that small spot.
Besides, how is a wet floor sign un-classy? It’s a wet floor!
I vote water Quinn. Going by the glass. Could be soda..mmm…interesting……lol.
Wow, Kane. A little bitter are we? LOL.
And I thought the wet sign thing was hilarious that they would not dry it up before the tossing of the bouquet. So one will be the next bride with a broken arm?
Adam was there, genius. He’s been leaving responses on several comments explaining what happened.
We were all there in spirit.
Yeh, I just realized minutes after I posted this and read further down that Adam was there. Yes, I feel like an ass, but I can’t turn down a sardonic comment when it presents itself.
And yes I am bitter! I wanted to get that damn bouquet! It was my turn!
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