Roadside Assistance

June 26th, 2010

Roadside Assistance - *AFP Hall Of Fame*

All she wanted was a tire change, but she ended up with so much more.

(submitted by Rocky)

293 Responses to “Roadside Assistance”

  1. Jerry says:

    If this pregnancy is the result of their meeting, what will they do when it’s time to retire?

  2. Nick says:

    Has my vote for the cover of the next book. Truly one for the pantheon …

  3. The only thing that could make this more weird is a cat under the tire.

  4. Leonard says:

    This picture would be SO much better if the camera had been positioned about an inch further to the left, and we couldn’t see that she has some kind of white shorts or panties on. Topless pregnant wife is bad enough, but (apparent) nude pregnant wife would be a home run!

  5. Angie says:

    that’s what I call full service

  6. Some Girl says:

    Why did they feel the need for her to be naked in this picture? It would have been obvious that she’s pregnant with her clothes ON, too!

  7. Stephanie says:

    Should he check the oil on the car too?

  8. carol says:

    Goodness gracious!

  9. forqalso says:

    This is where the rubber meets the road.

  10. Okie Dokie says:

    I think saying that this is awkward would be a gross understatement. And would Olan Mills just happen to keep an old dirty tire around the studio??

  11. Missy says:

    OK, I just KNOW there HAS to be a story behind this, but I am totally scratching my head on what it is! I hope someone who knows the happy couple can let us in on the whole story! AWKWARD!

  12. cheryl says:

    Why is she naked at the BIG-O tire shop?

  13. Kim says:

    If you want to make a “tire” picture to reference that you met in a tire store waiting room, I get that Or, if you want to make one of those dad-caresses-mom’s-naked-pregnant-belly pictures, I get that. But WHY would you make a she’s-completely-naked-and-he-agreed-to-borrow-a-long-sleeved-shirt-but-nothing-would-make-him-shave-let’s have-him-caress-a-tire picture? Seriously, what is that about? I just want to understand.

  14. Vince says:

    Why the tire? They are a beautiful couple.

  15. johanne C says:

    My Cuz you have capture one of lifes most beautiful moments here, you are awesome, and i am not being prejedice cause you are family. Love all that you do!

  16. tintx says:

    I’m gonna take a stab at the back story: She had a flat, he stopped to help change it…. and the rest is, as they say, a photo on AFP with a dirty tire.

  17. Freckles says:

    He got his motor running
    They went out on the highway
    He was looking for some action
    She said drive some my way


  18. Nic says:

    Here at TJ’s Tyres we do so much more than just change your tyres or service your car…. It’s what made us famous!

  19. Lisa says:

    There are no words.

  20. chelle says:

    This looks like Slade from “real housewives of orange county” and Laura Linney… but besides that, what/why?? AND it’s not even a new tire! I bet that caption is just about on the money… otherwise, it makes no sense.

  21. Ellie says:

    This gives a whole new meaning to those Enterprise commercials… “We’ll pick you up!”

  22. Sarah says:

    What in the name of Good and evil is this all about?!?!?! I’m scared! Hold me! WHAT THE HECK?!?!?

  23. Kelli says:

    That is the best caption ever!

  24. meansheep says:

    Corky was shocked and hurt after Corky Jr’s birth, when it was revealed that junior bore a striking resemblance to the Michelin Man.

  25. Hassenpfeffer says:

    Looks like a nice piece of PhotoShop to me.

  26. anne says:

    Did she get pregnant in the backseat of a car? Is he her mechanic? Is this just a random prop? For the love of God, Behind the Awkwardness please!!

  27. LWebb says:


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  29. j moor says:

    what could possibly be the rationale????

  30. Amber says:

    Ok, weird theme, but CUTE pic! Congrats to these 2 :)

  31. Bobo says:

    Nice. A tire change, a baby, but no hubby (no ting). Unless the tire is in lieu of a ring

    • Debbie says:

      I have three kids. At the end of each of my pregnancies, I couldn’t wear my wedding ring anymore due to swelling in my hands. Possibly that’s why she’s not wearing a ring.

    • Too Late Kev says:

      You can’t be sure of marital status. A lot of pregnant woman can’t fit into their wedding and/or engagement rings; they remove them whenever they start getting too tight. Also, some people don’t wear wedding rings at all.

    • Cee says:

      If you look really closely at the ring finger, you can see an indent from a ring. She’s probably experencing a bit of pregnancy-swelling.

    • Karen says:

      You people are taking this WAAAAYYYYY too seriously!

  32. Julie says:

    I simply do not understand – TMI!!! If they didn’t submit this pic who did? Maybe for revenge?

  33. ju says:

    I like this one

  34. Foxy.Kate says:

    I’m sorry, but everything about this photo says “Love.”

  35. Ariel says:

    Aww, just look at the happy Michelins and thier new baby crib!

  36. Patricia Tummond says:

    Is the tire supposed to represent her roundness? LOL

  37. Erin says:

    Why, why, WHYYYYYYY???

    Also, could they not have found a NEW tire for this photo shoot? What the holy H???

  38. lex says:

    Bango bongo!!

  39. Alex says:

    Reason # 452:
    Because having kids can make otherwise normal people do the most God-awfully-embarrassing things.

  40. toes says:

    Heck of a spare tire!

  41. KC says:


  42. Mj says:

    Here at Goodyear it truly is about the rubber not meeting anything but the road!

  43. binkymae says:

    Why isn’t the guy naked too? He’s in a freaking button up white dress shirt… on a dirty tire!
    Do you ever wonder if some of these “professional photographers” sit around after work at the bar trying to top each other with stories of what they got people to do?

  44. Susie says:

    Gives new meaning to that common pregnancy complaint, “I’m tired.”

  45. Lissa says:

    There are no words.

  46. Renee says:

    I understand that is how they met??? :)

  47. JulyOwls says:

    Baby On Board, indeed!

  48. Bobs big boy says:

    Gives new meaning to the phrase, “Spare tire”.

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