Saturday Night Special: Roadside Assistance
June 26th, 2010
All she wanted was a tire change, but she ended up with so much more.
(submitted by Rocky)
Saturday Night Special: Roadside Assistance
All she wanted was a tire change, but she ended up with so much more.
(submitted by Rocky)
If she was having twins, would there be 2 tyres!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I know some people have fetishes with rubber but this is ridiculous
Our love will last 1,000 years, or 100,000 miles, depending on the warranty.
LOL! LOL! LOL!
The inflation tube was a success!
Is it some sort of homage to the Michelin commercials?
Honey, can we please hurry up with this ? I’m tired !!!
Why is that tire so dang dirty!
…looks like that baby will have PLENTY to eat.
Maybe he is a mechanic and that is how they met? Cute idea if so, but I don’t think I would want to do a pic with a tire naked…… Maybe they decided the tire was easier and better than bringing in the tool box?
I guess I got it this time! Couple gets scheduled for a headshot. They have lunch together and she spills wine all over her. Afraid to be late, they rush to the studio where the assistant asks her to remove her dress (“it’s a headshot, after all”) telling he can have it washed in the laundromat next door. She asks for hubby to help and he strains his back while helping her undress in the cramped fitting room. Since he cannot sit straight and she cannot do anything BUT sit straight, a kind of support is needed for him. Luckily, there was this spare tire available. Unluckily, photographer gets called on an emergency and the assistant can manage only this much
Maybe she just didn’t want to get her good clothes dirty.
Is she wearing pants?
When I was filling out short term disability paperwork for my maternity leave, there was a question asking if my disability was the result of a car accident. I guess this is what they were talking about.
love it
what!? why?
She’s pretty hot. I bet he’ll never tire of her.
haha!
good caption they should change theirs to yours I love it
Note the holes from her belly button ring.
This is what happens when the rubber does not hit the road.
I didn’t know the Michelin Man had a real family?
I used to sell tires, this is a snow tire-seriously they couldn’t bust out some armour all?
Awkward, yes. The tire just has me baffled. But all that aside, he really does look like a sweet man. ^_^ Best of luck to these two wingnuts!
Really? Someone thought this was a good idea? Who on earth do you give these to? Hey, want a wallet size picture?
Never buy retreads!!
I really don’t get who thought these naked pregnant belly pics were a “lovely” idea, let alone totally naked with an old tire….but each one I see is worse and less attractive than the last. Ladies, STOP IT.
“What’s with the spare tire?”
“That’s not a spare tire, she’s pregnant!”
“No, I’m literally talking about the spare tire.”
Wow !! only i had a $ for everytime i herd or read that ……i would have like 1 $…
Wouldn’t it be lovely (and appropriate for the storyline) if Heart’s “All I Want to Do is Make Love to You” was playing in the background!
And who would be singing that song to whom? Guy to the tire? Tire to the girl? …
At this point, it really wouldn’t matter.
This picture saddens me…because they are now divorced….Too bad the warrantee on the tire was 5 years and their marriage only lasted 4 years…
I’m guessing Goodyear played a significant role in their courtship??
There are no words to describe this… Please, tell me there’s a back story, please!!!
LOL!!! I didn’t have to read any of the captions! The one sent in with the picture definitely takes the cake!
They met when she had a flat on the side of the road… this is a picture 8 months later… lol
She was in for a “bumpy” ride!!!hahaha!!!
He’s a tow truck driver and met her when he came to fix her flat. 9 months later and we have this lovely photo.
I’m with you on this one.
Can’t understand it all, but one things for certain..it’s a Honda.
maybe they met when one of them had a flat on the side of the road, and then one thing led to another and they conceived a child, so they thought they’d take this bizarre picture as a commemoration of that fateful night.
You can comfort yourself with all kinds of possibilities, but the bottom line is, IT’S WEIRD!
“Oh, Paul, you big, sweet, silly–when I asked you if you’d take care of bringing attire for me, YOU naturally thought…”
“You mean…you wanted to be dressed? THAT’s what you meant? Ohhhhh, I get it now! Ah, well, what’s done is done–the studio’s booked, the photographer is waiting. I’d be a shame to let a little mix-up stand in the way of our portrait session!”
Someday she’ll look back on this and…require years of therapy.
LMAO! Attire -> A tire is exactly what I thought.
He said: “I want a nice photo of my pregnant wife with me in an unusual setting”
Photographer said: “OK, bring the lady in an attire you want her to be photographed”
He heard: “OK, bring the lady and a tire you want to be photographed”
He thinks: “Wow, that surely is an unusual setting!”
Result: See above
This certainly puts changes the definition of “Fix-a Flat”.
I was just thinking that he obviously didn’t have a flat..
awesome
She says: “Sorry dear, but I’m feeling a little tired”
hahahahah!!! I love it!
looks just like this girl
http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/2009/05/10/happy-mothers-day/
Ok, this picture is really freaking me out!!!!!!! I swear to God that this man looks like a boyfriend I had 15 years ago. He would be about the age that this guy in this picture looks to be. The pierced ear, the button-up shirt…….. Now I am dying to know if this is actually him. I haven’t seen him in over 12 years, and last I heard he moved to Memphis. Does anyone know who these people are?
I know this couple, I went to high school with the guy (and the girl’s older brother). They’re French Canadian and have hardly ever left their small town.
I’m baffled by the picture, but given their rough background and upbringing, I’m not entirely surprised. At least they look happy!
Details please Cecil P! What did they have? It is a bizarre photo b/c of the tire..but they do look happy!
A friend, from the same small town, just discovered the picture and it reminded me to come here, a year later.
The guy in the picture works in tires and has for most of his life. I don’t mean to spoil the magic of the weirdness, but that explains why the tire’s there. It doesn’t explain how dirty it is, or why he placed it between him and his pregnant girlfriend, but he’s always been a bit hard to grasp.
I like that the tire is really dirty too. It’s a nice touch.
I’m stunned. This is honestly one of the most bizarre pictures I’ve ever seen.
i cant figure it out either. i get that the tire is important, but at least he could be naked too.
Then they’d just look the nudist and the joke would be gone.
I think maybe he works in the tire industry, like he is wearing is uniform from work, or his tire business. That would be the only that would make sense of this tire in the pic.
Looks like maybe they went for a tire swing at some point!!!
This is why God created clothes and Auto clubs!
It was certainly a Goodyear in their family… Baby, won’t you light my Firestone !
Husband . . . Check
Pregnant wife . . . Check
Photographer . . . Check
Were missing something . . . hum . . . what could it be . . . hum
TIRE . . . Check!!
Maybe he had a choice . . . wife with clothes, or wife with no clothes and he could bring his tire?
Perhaps the last time she was pregnant, she delivered the tire?
LMAO!!!!!! hahahah, where did youget from!? lol!
I don’t think they’re married. There’s no ring on her finger, although she could just be so bloated by this point that the ring had to come off.
You forgot to check one very important item……………CLOTHES
You gotta watch those tire men! Still, this should be for the bedroom! LOL
ROTFL! I get that people want to take naked pictures but the tire does not add up.
Ew…the tire is dirty…do photography studios really keep old tires around as props or did this dude drag in his spare?
Jennifer- actually they do. I used to work a national portrait studio (I sometimes see the easily identifiable results here…) and we had a tire. I kept it clean and it didn’t have a hubcap on it because we used it for the Michelin Baby type poses. This however doesn’t make any sense.
Yeah, something tells me this wasn’t really done at a photograpy studio! I think it was more of a “set the timer, cover your boob, run into the shot” kind of thing.
I love the caption on this picture. This is hilarious!
It’s OK Folks. His name is ‘Jack’.
Gee, he looks TIRED.