Wearing his sister’s clothes, wielding his father’s woodcutting axe, and frowning like he’d rather be anyplace else. Yep, this is the result of a drunken game of “truth or dare” whilst the family was out for the weekend!
I see power lines behind him and I’m going to guess there’s a house in front of him. That’s a pretty big tree, so I hope he was a very skilled lumberjack in choosing where to make the cut.
Sure, if by the time period of the photo, you mean the time right before you leave to be one of Madonna’s backup dancers. Or the seventh member of the Village People.
When this kid puts on a pair of shorts, he REALLY puts on a pair of SHORTS! Be careful with that ax, sonny! As tall as the tree appears to be and with the cars parked across the street, I see another awkward photo in the making once he chops it down.
It’s a Monty Python song. Picture Michael Palin wearing a coonskin cap and a red flannel shirt, bursting into song about wanting to be a lumberjack. Good stuff.
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afp
I need a man like that on my backyard! Seriously.
Great! What a mess. I’ll have to get back to you later, I really hate babysitting.
He’s obviously fed up with people always stealing his pants and shirt sleeves.
“Swing away.”
Oh my…i cant stop laughin!!
Sorry I couldn’t finish memories hurt to much!!!!!!!! : (
Wearing his sister’s clothes, wielding his father’s woodcutting axe, and frowning like he’d rather be anyplace else. Yep, this is the result of a drunken game of “truth or dare” whilst the family was out for the weekend!
Freaking hot…… 0_0
he has sexier legs than i do.
thats just not right xD
You can just tell this guy thinks he’s the biggest ladies man ever to roam the planet!
Oh my gosh, please tell me he isn’t about to cut that tree next to the power lines. KABOOM! Wowza!
This picture has so many questions and so few answers that it disturbs me.
FYI, I see two tickets waiting to happen across the street.
For a moment there I thought his shirt said ‘Flash Dance’ and I feel a little bit cheated that it does not.
all thats missing is a free candy sign on the van
He’s a maniac, maniac on the yard!!!!
and he’s chopping like he’s never chopped before!!!
Somewhere, there’s a FlashDance revival without a “best boy”
And John kept wondering why he couldn’t get a date? (He took his trusty axe with him always)
Careful with that axe Eugene…
Looks like hes wearing white Capezios jazz shoes!! LOL
Macho, macho man….
He wants to be a macho man….
i think hes hot.
me too
This is the failed Richard Simmons ax work out.
LOL! Love it.
I think he’s headed to the tryouts for “Young Paul Bunyan: The Musical!”
Lt. Jim Dangle would be jealous of this outfit.
I’m too sexy for this axe………
I see power lines behind him and I’m going to guess there’s a house in front of him. That’s a pretty big tree, so I hope he was a very skilled lumberjack in choosing where to make the cut.
Chopping to the oldies!
He’s the missing member of the Village People “LumberStacked”
He thought she said, “I like a guy with a nice tight axe.”
+1 win
Priceless!
Is that blood all over his right leg????
He’s the neighborhood executioner. The guy across the street has already assumed the position. Sorry, I just finished reading The Other Boleyn Girl.
this only needs a mullet to make it a perfect awkward photo…
And we all wondered what happened to Paul Bunyan after he got back from Europe…
The muscle shirt, the tight shorts, and the long socks. True fashion, early 80′s style!!
Is he wearing AEROBIC SHOES and slouchy socks?!?!
Doesn’t this guy actually look normal for the time period of the photo.
But what is going on in the top right corner?
Is someone getting beat down?
So funny! Had to go back and look at the top corner. It does, indeed, look like a slapdown! This is an interesting neighborhood.
It looks that way. Possibly a future scene creation for GoodFellas? The lumberjack is just there for distraction.
Sure, if by the time period of the photo, you mean the time right before you leave to be one of Madonna’s backup dancers. Or the seventh member of the Village People.
Oh snap!
I wonder if those are the corduroy Panama Jack shorts to go with his circa 1984 shirt?
When this kid puts on a pair of shorts, he REALLY puts on a pair of SHORTS! Be careful with that ax, sonny! As tall as the tree appears to be and with the cars parked across the street, I see another awkward photo in the making once he chops it down.
You don’t want to mess with him.
I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok…..
He’s a lumberjack and he’s okay!
He secretly hopes his girlfriend will start calling him “Lumberjack.”
Shouldn’t he be wearing AT LEAST protective eyewear…and pants?!?!
Who wears short shorts? He wears short shorts!
I hope he used some Nair with aloe vera.
Many a cheerleader would be jealous of those legs.
Umm, are those bloodstains on the axe?
*totally not going to make fun of anyone holding a bloodstained axe, no matter how fabulous they look*
When did sweet Panama Jack t-shirts become standard lumberjack attire???
You beat me to it!
sure hope he watches where he swings that axe. there go the family jewels. ouch.
I’m a lumberjack and I’m okay…
FTW!!!
What’s this line from?
It’s a Monty Python song. Picture Michael Palin wearing a coonskin cap and a red flannel shirt, bursting into song about wanting to be a lumberjack. Good stuff.
Have you ever heard of Dr. Demento? That ‘s where I heard the song
It was from a Monty Python skit, I believe. Too funny!
Monty Python – the lumberjack sketch
I sleep all night & I work all day.
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavatry…
On Wednesdays, I go shoppin’
And have buttered scones for tea!
hey, where’s the blue ox?
“I said ‘short, tight blows’, son, not ‘tight shorts pose’.”
LOL! The BEST!
Hehe! Why can’t I think up lines like that?
HAHA HAHAHHA HAAA!
Wow..Instant Classic
OMG that had me laughing so loud it woke the cat! Good Job Mr. de Nooy!
BRILLIANT comment…..Im crying because that was so perfect!
Brilliant.
The *BEST* comment ~ I even snorted a little!
*HYLARIOUS!*
notice the man in the background.. are we witnessing a murder
lol, it took me a few secs to figure out what you were talking about. i love this picture even more now.
yes, you discovered the second shooter on the grassy gnoll.
“If I see a criminal I will chop his head off, nothing gets by me”