July 16th, 2010

Santastruck - *AFP Hall Of Fame*

Proof that Santa is very real.

(submitted by Sammantha)

92 Responses to “Santastruck”

  1. Jermainia says:

    Does no one feel any sympathy for poor Santa, who is going to have to sit around in wet velveteen for the rest of the afternoon?

  2. Eddie says:

    Hey, is that the kid from Who’s the Boss behind the Wetter???

  3. Tiffani says:

    This should be on a Christmas greeting card. On the inside it would read:

    “By the end of the day, Santa was ready for his yule-tide martini”

    I’d buy that greeting card in mass.

  4. Babychicken says:

    Are we sure it’s just #1? Look at the middle boy on the left. Aww.. poor nothing. This is funny stuff. Growing up with brothers, these are the photos you hang on to. For blackmail, but then publish in their senior yearbook.

  5. steph says:

    What is 1430 SF? by Santa’s left hand…..looks like maybe Santa is getting into the North Pole Time Share business.

  6. pandadancing says:

    Aww, poor little guy. I’m going with the theory that he had to wait in line a long time and just HAD to go but didn’t get the chance — until the unfortunate moment he was photographed. I have 2 little boys and there is generally NO planning for wait times and potty needs despite our valiant efforts to have them use the facilities before a journey of any length. Nevertheless, I really like this photo. That is a handsome family!

  7. Niecey says:

    I love the fact that we can’t see Santa’s face. It leaves so much to the imagination.

  8. Alan says:

    What is done in pants,STAYS in pants !!

  9. Tess says:

    “No Santa, I’m not sorry I peed on you…. You scared the pee out of me at 2 a.m. last Christmas and my G.I. Joe sheets were ruined. My Mom says I’m on the naughty list, so what’s the point?”

  10. Cheryl says:

    It looks like the cast from the outsiders before they were teens!

  11. Colleen says:

    Hopefully he didn’t get teased too bad by the other boys, they look like they’re brothers. The animal tree in back, I think that’s a toy tree and kids could get a toy off the tree.

  12. Stephanie says:

    Yeah this picture is funny, but…I CAN’T GET PAST SANTA NOT HAVING A FACE; SERIOUSLY, WHERE IS IT?

  13. Nancy says:

    I’d love to see what those boys look like today. What a good-looking group of kids. Are any of you single?

    • Stephanie says:

      I was thinking the same thing!

    • Stacey says:

      Thinkin’ the same thing!!

    • Riley family member says:

      in response to some of your questions:

      They are in fact brothers. And there are more in this family than are present in the picture.

      The boy with the pee pants is the youngest of the family and is now a military man working in D.C. I don’t recall ever hearing any teasing about this picture. But I’m sure it occurred.

      And finally, I believe only one, if any, are still available. Sorry ladies!

      Keep the comments coming, they are hilarious! There’s nothing quite like poking fun at family ;)

  14. Celeste says:

    The little guy wasn’t afraid of Santa. He was afraid he’d end up like the little blond girl hanging in the tree.

  15. Mom of 4 says:

    It’s ok, honey. Santa looks so creepy in this picture that I want to pee myself, too.

  16. Wolf says:

    “… and I want a mop, and a dry pair of tighty-whiteys, and some Rock-Em, Sock-Em Robots.”

  17. Missy says:

    “I wanna official carbon action red ranger bb gun with a compass in the stock and this thing which tells time… oh, and some new shorts.”

  18. Jboz says:

    I think this is very funny. And for you Buzz Killingtons who see wet pants and cry foul assuming it was fear induced, the more likely scenario was they had to wait in line for awhile and the kid just couldn’t hold it. He doesn’t look frightened to me, he clearly looks mesmerized by Santa.

  19. The Pharaoh says:


  20. Gina Mc says:

    MERRY PISSMAS!!!!!!!!

  21. Kazz says:

    This kid is definitely the Miles Davis of peeing your pants.

  22. jnmcnally says:

    it took me a moment!

  23. Binkymae says:

    CUTE boys! They probably waited in line for an hour and he just refused to go to the bathroom and miss putting in his special request for a G.I Joe.

  24. LuLu says:

    wish we could see what santa’s face looks like…poor little guy.

  25. Anita Bacon-Burger says:

    It’s okay, little buddy, Santa makes me pee my pants too.

  26. muse7 says:

    Why? Oh, this poor kid probably has the same reaction 30 years later!

  27. Mary says:

    hahahaa it took me a while to see what happened :D

    but yeah its not awkward really. but funny ;)

  28. ScoutC says:

    Cute in an awkward way. Let’s blame it on the long line and cold weather he had to stand in to get to see Santa. Handsome family.

  29. JerseyPam says:

    No wonder he peed, Santa has no face!

  30. Emily says:

    Aww, how sad. His older brothers probably teased him for years about that. And, then submitted it to this website. LOL

  31. Mary says:

    This is actually kind of sweet.

  32. Joan says:

    Best pic ever

  33. Mic C says:

    OK, which one of his mean brothers turned this photo? You’re big enough now to get ‘em little fella.

  34. Florian says:

    Such an awkward expression. And then i saw the real awkwardness!

  35. Brooke says:

    ok, this took me a minute… LOL AWK-ward…….

  36. Rose says:

    ahhh, not awkward, just sad, poor little guy.

  37. Reddo10 says:

    I still piss myself when I see clowns/Noddy Holder/Bella Emberg.

  38. DrStrangelove says:

    It took me a full 30 seconds to “get” the awkwardness (I suppose it’s ‘cuz I DON’T “get” the caption!!)

    • DrStrangelove says:

      The more I look at this picture the more awesome it seems… the title “Santastruck” really sums it up in excellent fashion. That look of inspired awe on the kid’s face that just caused him to lose control like that! Wow! (Just glad it was #1 and not #2, LOL!)

  39. linda says:

    omg! until i scrolled ALL the way down to the bottom of the photo, i wasn’t seeing what was sooo awkward. that must have been one scary santa…

  40. juantag says:

    aww poor kid–at least he got over his fear…

  41. Kitty says:

    Wow….if THAT isn’t awkward, I don’t know what is!!!!

  42. Don says:

    “Better watch out”- check
    “Better not cry”- check
    “Better not pout”- check
    “Better not pee in my pants”- this Christmas is gonna bite

  43. Joe says:

    At first I thought this was a very normal picture, then I realized the kid wet himself!

  44. stef says:

    aww poor baby! i don’t find this funny :( i feel sorry for a little boy who was obviously scared silly…

  45. Chris says:

    Never mind…. I just saw….

  46. Chris says:

    I don’t get what is awkward about this one! What am I missing?

  47. armchair hero says:

    Awww, what a happee picture.

  48. Liana says:

    i like the creepy animal tree in the back haha

  49. Bex says:

    Aww bless him!

  50. Maureen says:

    That poor kid. I bet he got teased mercilessly by those other boys.

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