Royal Family

July 20th, 2010

Royal Family - Family Portrait

Let’s play the feud.

(submitted by Stefanie)

168 Responses to “Royal Family”

  1. Anthony O'Neill says:

    The blonde kneeling in front is hot

  2. Mary says:

    Oh my oh my there is a whole lot of polyester going on in this one! Love the caption too! Hahah!

  3. iforgetmyname says:

    The 70′s were wicked good! Polyester by the boatload! Feathered hair for both genders! Greens, grays and browns (aka earth tones)! Disco dude’s starter ‘stache! You younguns can have your 80′s; the 70′s were where it was at.

  4. MeToo says:

    I think the fellow in the sans-a-belt pants (and you have GOT to love those) is an undercover DEA agent. Juan? He REALLY is our brother, honest!

  5. James says:

    Would someone please draw me the Venn Diagram on this one?

  6. tattoo says:

    Looks like Napoleon Dynamite and Pedro after high school.

  7. Babychicken says:

    The clothes made me snicker. I love it! The women all look like they’re sisters.

  8. mum says:

    I like the caption. Made me LOL. Trying to figure who goes with who. Does the dude in the chair have two wives and a kid, and then the two on the right are together? I’d guess this was circa 1978.

  9. Care says:

    It’s Napoleon Dynamite and Pedro… but who are those other people?

  10. Lady Anne says:

    I’m with Nick – none of them look old enough to be the parents, and unless some of the offspring are adopted (and there’s not a thing in the world wrong with that) how did we get a redhead, a blond and a Latino in the same family?

  11. Julie says:

    I think the women are really pretty. The awkward part is how funky the men are? Maybe they married for money??

  12. Jenners says:

    Vote for Pedro.

  13. Carol says:

    I’m going to guess…three sisters and their significant others. The little boy is either the youngest brother, or the sister’s child.

  14. adfogg says:

    I think I went to college with the guy sitting in the chair.

  15. Lily says:

    How did girls at this time get their hair to stay that way?

  16. JimD says:

    One of these things is not like the others…

  17. Sean says:

    Napoleon and Pedro all grown up with families of their own.

  18. LollyBlue says:

    Looks like someone’s being a rebel by straying from the gray theme…lol

  19. Holly says:

    One of these is not like the other…heck, none of these is like the other!

  20. Lava Girl says:

    Definitely would love to hear the back story to this one…. :) This pic makes me giggle…

  21. Jonny says:

    “Hey, let’s get a picture together before we take the DNA test.”

  22. Richard says:

    Oh, the days of QIANA. Who needs silk when there is QIANA.

  23. Romeo says:

    The guy in the chair (king?) looks like a weird cross between Andy Dick and Napoleon Dynamite… incidentally, the other guy looks like Pedro…

  24. Chachi says:

    Wow, pretty amazing that that guy was able to get three wives and one husband. We all know who his favorite wife is though.

  25. Lance says:

    This is hilarious, but not because of the caption, which is good, but not quite the MAIN awkwardness about this photo!

  26. Keiren says:

    The 70′s were not a kind decade to most.

  27. MMB says:

    John Lennon’s red-headed stepchild.

  28. Cori says:

    First off, the guy in the chair, looks like my uncles ex wife. No seriously he looks just like her. Secondly, this looks like a poster of a cast of a HORRID 70s sitcom, that fails after it’s first season.

  29. marilee says:

    It’s brothers and sisters—and the neighborhood side kick.

  30. Gravy Jones says:

    Even the Manson family thinks this group is messed up.

  31. Liz Branch says:

    Vote for Pedro!

  32. tony says:

    Is that Fez

  33. Jerry says:

    And even exchange student Fez gets to play along!

  34. Suzanne says:

    Wow, he found shoes to match his hair – sassy!

  35. chillycanadian says:

    those velvet cushions! how tacky!

  36. Carrie says:

    Wow! Don’t even know what to make of this…truly. awkward. I would like to know their story, though.

  37. backchat says:

    One of these things is not like the other…George did not get the message on his answering machine that the family was planning a blue photo session! The gentleman in the chair must be an excellent piano player- he has the longest hands I have ever seen! Poor little boy, his mama didn’t style his hair in the family tradition of parted in the middle and feathered on the sides!

  38. Raymond says:

    this immediately made me think of the phrase Vote for Pedro

    though to answer the question, it looks as if the couple in the chair are the grandparents, the daughter on the left is with her son, and the daughter on the right has her boyfriend standing behind her.

  39. Dan says:

    Don’t you step on my red suede shoes.

  40. Pam says:

    And the guy standing off to the right looks like he just wandered in and leaned against the chair.

  41. TN says:

    I had the EXACT same thought – there is no way on earth these people are related. But the Big Love reference was BEYOND!

  42. LuLu says:

    That caption is epic! “Let’s play the feud!” I can hear fiddles playing now. :)

  43. Cool Dog says:

    Why is Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite in this pic?

  44. Kevin says:

    Vote for Pedro?

  45. JerseyPam says:

    The 70′s decade is THE MOST awkward, especially in fashion and design and I guess photography. I know, I was there.

    I’m guessing three sisters, two married and one, possibly the youngest, is a single mom.

  46. Pipergirl says:

    What a smorgasboard of hair and unnatural textiles!

  47. e.c. says:

    everyone just act natural until the photographer leaves. and I won’t kill you after i rob your house.

  48. cheryl says:

    It’s totally that 70s show! THE REAL PEOPLE OF THAT 70′s SHOW! There is the pretty girl, the smart red head, there is even a FEZ back there!!!

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  50. Coll says:

    What the hell could be the connection between these people? Horrifying, but it sort of reminds me of “Nicki’s” family in “Big Love”. :-O

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