September 14th, 2010

Honkers - Family Portrait

These kids were all homeclownschooled.

(submitted by Christine)

59 Responses to “Honkers”

  1. Perry says:

    Imagine my surprise at seeing my mother, little sisters and nephew here! Mom did go to clown college. The children just suffered…

  2. Perry says:

    Pretty sure this is my mom, little sisters and nephew. Mom DID go to clown college. The children just suffered.

  3. Laura says:

    I can’t believe THIS photo is creeping so many people out when there’s that pic of the Easter Bunny from hell back a few!

    • Erica says:

      Whats really embarrassing is this is MY FAMILY. i have this picture in our hallway….and i’m the baby….my moms holding me, my great grandma is standing in the back and my grandma is sitting down.
      im so happy i was too young to remember this; i probably thought it was cool.

      but nonetheless embarrassing to see it up here…

      • Heather says:

        As the babies(Erica’s) Mama… I must say I was conned into doing this and was not pleased to say the least. I am thrilled that this picture has made it so far online and is entertaining to all as I was mortified being forced to have it taken. It is a treasure in our family. Trust me!

  4. Zen Alexander says:

    I told you not to let the kids watch that darn cirque du soliel

  5. yeah says:

    oops. i just lol’d.

  6. SmartAzz says:

    I think what we have here is the 1st annual “Jugalette” Meeting !
    I could be wrong though !!!

  7. Karen says:

    Hey! I homeschool….and I take offense at that big time!

    • Jenny in CG says:

      Me too! We’ve homeschooled for 22 years and still have 7 more to go. My adult sons are wonderful citizens and upstanding men with a real sense of humor… that doesn’t include clown suits.

      Since when is homeschooling synonymous with whack-job?

    • Gracie says:

      i think so to! i am home-schooled to and thats just mean!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. Alan says:

    “OK, children, Granny Clown is coming to tuck you into bed now”… *singing,’along came the woodcutter to CHOP off his head’

  9. Laura says:

    Seriously. This is going to haunt my dreams for a very. long. time.

  10. Natty says:

    Psst…hey, kid in the front! You didn’t get the big red nose yet — there’s still time to escape! Once you get the Nose, though, it’s all over…you’re one of them!

  11. Gideon says:

    Looks like a gang of creepy gypsy clowns!

  12. Diane says:

    I was frightened but somehow you all made it okay with your awesome comments!! Thanks for the laughs…what would possess people to take a photo like this???? I mean, seriously? FA-REAKS!!

  13. Randor says:

    That is all the way creepy

  14. Caivan says:

    well, there goes any chance of sleep tonite…

    gotta love gramma’s gin blossoms tho.

  15. Blueskywoman says:

    Yes Tom, actually the family psychiatrist, Dr. Chuckle, suggested this photo shoot as a way of overcoming the extreme case of coulrophobia shared by the entire family.
    (I hear it didn’t work out so well…. insert chilling music here)

  16. gregorian says:

    I just noticed the curious little artistic flair of having the black-white-red design flowing from person to person down the middle of the image.

    Skilful in that way, but completely creepy in so many others.

  17. Alan says:

    CHLOROFORM is the correct term for what will make me sleep tonight without the light left on !!!

  18. armchair hero says:

    Scariest. Picture. Ever. I know what my nightmares will be like tonight.

  19. M. G. says:

    Yeah, Grandma clown looks like she’s been out in the sun too long.

  20. M. G. says:

    Ha ha…Good One!

  21. MICHELLE says:

    Pennywise’s family

  22. Credulous says:

    Are you really a professional clown?

  23. Kit says:

    We all float down here.

  24. Bongo Boy says:

    Must look away! Can’t look away!

  25. Major Ypres says:

    I think we’re all bozos on this bus.

  26. Laura says:

    What!? no bicycle horns, squirting flowers or balloon animals? These are clearly amateur clowns or “fair weather” clown folk with no true clown aspirations.

  27. Patricia Steffens says:

    Tissue cartons please !!!!

  28. JerseyPam says:

    It’s four generations of clowns! Is that genetic?

  29. Fatma says:

    They look so SAD!

  30. Jaclyn says:

    they obviously ran out of fabric for the black and white pattern so they sacrificed the middle child. Poor thing.

  31. Amber says:

    AHHHH creepy!!!

  32. Tim S says:

    You should see the itty-bitty car they came in!

  33. MeToo says:

    John Wayne Gacey family reunion?

  34. Marty says:

    This is frightening on so many levels-also, they also look really thrilled to be taking this picture. Not a real smile among the whole group.

  35. Marlene says:

    LOL, all I’m thinking is: where’s the baby from the original clown pic below! I’m certain they’re all related!!!


  36. marlene says:

    LOL too funny Greg 🙂

  37. LoveThisSite says:

    Homeclownschooled. LOL!!

  38. adfogg says:

    I’ll probably be about the 14th person to say it, but…

    Send in the clowns. Don’t bother they’re here.

  39. carol says:

    Wow, who would want to send out a family photo where you can’t see anyone’s faces!? Oh yeah, the clown family, of course! None of them looks all too happy either!

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