Somebody is guilty here.
(submitted by Magdalena)
Maybe the dad didn’t want to have the picture taken. This is another funny one.
I am sure he is very thankful that none of the neighbors will ever accuse him of being “happy” or “go lucky”
Even after two weeks away . . . browsing back . . .
“Adams Family in Witness Protection” – STILL the funniest line of the month!
My brother married a Lithuanian and none of their family smiled in the photos -it’s unlucky apparently.
Standard European immigrant photo shoot – all my in-laws’ photos looked this way too, as if the camera was going to steal the souls of the parents.
My aunt is a german immigrant and her studio family photos look nothing like this. I kinda wish they did, though…
It was Col. Mustard, Mrs. White, Miss Scarlett and Prof. Plum, in the studio, with a camera….
We ARE smiling.
Posing with the Derek Zoolander cardboard cutout at Blockbuster. “I’m pretty sure there’s a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.”
this is what happens when the Iron Curtain falls and you go directly to Sears.
Tee Hee Hee
Arrival in America…
Dad: “Where’s the milk and honey?”
Mom: “And not one street paved with gold.”
Daughter: “At least the boys are cute.”
Son: “Nintendo rules!”
In Soviet Russia, the picture takes YOU.
I can see the conversation now:
Mum – “My last bottle! Why did you drink it! Why! The photos are ruined!! The children!!!”
Dad – “Well… stop hiding it in the same place… and maybe I won’t find it… in the same place…
That little boy is SO adorable! Those eyes!
“Adams Family in Witness Protection” – FUNNIEST LINE OF THE MONTH!
They’ve just escaped from an Eastern European country and are afraid they’re about to be deported!
That little boy is adorable!
The father looks like he’s mad at the world.
This is the kind of photo that tabloid news shows like to flash on screen, accompanied by ominous music!
Then they interview neighbors who say “They were always a quiet family,always kept to themselves”
LMAO, I was thinking the same thing!!!!!!!!!!!
Photographer – “Hey Mom and Dad, why don’t you change bedtime for these two to 11:00 tonight?” CLICK
hahahahahaha! I love it
The son looks like a little blackjack dealer.
xD I thought the same thing hahahaha
I suppose this is from Poland… can recognize fellow compatriot
Remembering the disaster at the last portrait sitting, Mom slipped a little Prozac® into everyone’s orange juice.
No one likes the annoying photogrsphers at the Sears portrait-studio, but seriously, if you just keep giving her the “I’m gonna kill you” look you’ll never get out of there!!
Sheesh. How can 2 people be that unhappy and yet want to commemorate it with a professional photo?!
As a young boy, Luca Brasi learned from his parents how to freeze his enemies with a steely gaze. Until he slept with the fishes.
Is this the Adams Family in the Witness Protection Program?
Exactly what I was thinking! Gomez would hate acting “normal”.
Not all cameras take mug shots dad…. smile, this is a family portrait.
Best comment ever!
Yikes! He looks hung over.
Poor kids! I hope they turn out all right!
Mom is the guilty party. Even growing that real mustache did not help conceal her true identity.
way too funny. tough competition here- but you are in the running
What must the others — the rejects, if you will — what must they have looked like, if this is the ‘keeper’
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