Turn Around Bright Eyes

October 7th, 2010

Turn Around Bright Eyes - Glamour Shots

You can dress up a head-turn all you want, but you’ll never beat it.

(submitted by Dustie)

81 Responses to “Turn Around Bright Eyes”

  1. Mollie's Nana says:

    Regardless of how painful the head tilt looks…. she is a very beautiful girl, with amazing eyes. 🙂

  2. hot momma says:

    Ummm…fyi…glamour shots was the 90’s kids…

  3. Gypsie Rose says:

    Is her neck broke? Why is she giving off one of those only seen in horror movies “psycho smiles”? I’m scared please someone hold me. D: ]=

  4. Lunabudknits says:

    LMAO….. OMG… I know what this is! It is a GLAMOR SHOT from a store of the same name in the mall. My Mom forced me to sit down for one of these sessions. Of course her favorite was this same exact creepy shot. Ah… The memories!

  5. cricket says:

    This was her last photo before being committed to the asylum.

  6. rosemary says:

    is she actually alive?

  7. ellen says:

    I’m scared!

  8. Legacy says:

    Don’t be alarmed. She just wants your soul.

  9. philster says:

    Broken-neck angle aside, this picture is still bizarre. She looks like she’s 15, but she’s dressed like Zsa Zsa Gabor.

  10. Joesauntie says:

    One eye lookin’ at ya’ One eye lookin’ for ya’

  11. Allison says:

    I injured my neck unintentionally doing this last year…all in the name of getting an errant lock of hair out of my face. Spent 4 weeks getting chiropractic treatment for it. As we speak, a wave of dizziness has come over me, no doubt the trauma of that damn injury.

    And I had these Glamour Shots done twice…yes they do have you in uncomfortable positions. Its expensive and I didn’t like looking like a prostitute, so I’ll never have it done again!

  12. Sindy says:

    And it seemed like such a good idea at the time.

  13. BJ says:

    I remember being envious of my friend when she got glamour shots. I am so glad now that I never got them! LOL Definitely one of those things you wonder “what was I thinking?”

  14. Venetia says:

    It was the only known case in the American judicial system in which a whiplash personal injury claim was filed against a photographer.

  15. DustySneez says:

    “Two prom queens were decapitated in the accident, but luckily surgeons were able to stich together a head and pair of shoulders.”

  16. Robyn says:

    2 words. Linda Blair.

  17. Deborah says:

    Ooooh, I think AFP needs to do a section on horrible Glamour Shots. Never saw one that wasn’t the epitome of awakward.

  18. laughinginohio says:

    Her young chiropractor husband used her to practice on.

  19. JerseyPam says:

    Are those marionette strings?

  20. Redjag says:

    I can picture her ( no pun intended) following with her head the photographer moving slowly from her left all the way to her right until…….. click and break.

  21. Booyow says:

    Bird bird bird the bird is the word

  22. Dan says:

    Ive never seen anyone with a double jointed neck until now

  23. Lydia says:

    This photo confirms that I am SO GLAD I never had a Glamour Shot done. Thank goodness I did not fall that far…

  24. Shelba says:

    Glamour shots were always hideous.

  25. Evelyn says:

    That looks painful!

  26. Queen Of The World says:

    Regan MacNeil had a glamour shot?

  27. Sandra says:

    What I loved most were the comments! very funny!! now a question. Do they try another shot or do they actually keep that one and display it proudly at home?

  28. emkeane says:


  29. heather says:

    Wow. Linda Blair’s prettier sister.

  30. threerivers says:

    That has to be one of those late 80s Glamour Shotz.

  31. Reminds me of a Barbie with its head screwed on wrong. I’m scared.

  32. Brenda E says:

    Excuse me; I’m gonna go rent “Death Becomes Her” for some reason.

  33. ScoutC says:

    Awkward indeed, not to mention physically painful.

  34. richb says:

    God that looks painful.

  35. Suzanne says:

    She’s like a burrowing owl.

  36. jonel469 says:

    As a child she had auditioned for the Linda Blair role in the Exorcist.

  37. Bigbluefan says:

    Miranda liked her passport photo extra fabulous

  38. Kris says:

    This is extremly awkward! -it actually hurts.

  39. Alan says:

    Oh,NO,not those voices in my head again….Dr Pinklesborough said I was cured…. what’s that? You want me to set fire to the house AGAIN?

  40. CTBRK says:

    Regan going to prom….Hope she doesn’t get projectile vomit on her pretty dress! =)

  41. Matthew Smith says:

    Is it going to spin right around like in the Exorcist?

  42. Nelly says:

    Looks painful!

  43. Valarie says:

    Owie – that looks very painful!

  44. Kirae says:

    Looks kinda painful…

  45. ducky says:

    God, I remember Glamour Shots. They’d pose you in these weird, uncomfortable positions, and you’d say, “Uhh… isn’t this going to look funny?” But they’d assure you that even though it was awkward to sit that way, it would look great in the photo. Then you’d get your photos, and yep… you looked awkward and uncomfortable. And your neck would hurt for a week.

  46. Lori says:

    That just looks like it must hurt.

  47. Illinois Boi says:

    oh my god, it’s an owl.

  48. KatieV says:

    Totally Glamour Shots.

  49. Jamie Duncan says:

    Her head looks like it un-hinged and ready to fall off at any given moment. Does not look comfortable or natural…poor victim of 80s Glamour Shots…..:)

    • Linda says:

      she looks as tho she was auditioning for that meryl streep movie “death becomes her” with the wild special effects that had the characters wearing their heads backwards.

    • CarrieM says:

      The choker necklace adds to the feeling that her head is detachable. I think the choker is there to hide the seam.

      • cricket says:

        Hmmm…Edgar Allen Poe had a story like that…..She refused to remove her ribbon, and then one night, as she was sleeping, her curious (controlling) husband removed it from around her neck which caused her head to roll off.

        Moral of the story: Sometimes the husband can be so insensitive it makes you lose your head.

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