Suspicious Minds

October 13th, 2010

Suspicious Minds - Family Portrait

When it comes to family, trust no one.

(submitted by Stevie)


Where are they now? The awkward kid in suspicious minds is none other than infielder Ed Lucas of the Miami Marlins.

70 Responses to “Suspicious Minds”

  1. mary says:

    This rules, must be the family of “Thinking of Me” lady.

  2. SEG says:

    This is funny. Wonder what the story is?

  3. Bender says:

    The photographer revealed that he wasn’t a Texan.

  4. Lily says:

    It looks like the father is about to beat the crap out of someone, it looks like mom is stuck in a constant state of fear, the son looks like he is repressing a lot and the daughter well…trust no one is probably right. I hope everyone in the family is okay 🙂

  5. Cindy says:

    I would hate to be on the receiving end of those looks!

  6. Gypsie Rose says:

    The mom seems shocked, the father is disappointed in you and everyone on earth, the brother is like “What? You talkin to me?” while the daughter is not approving nor will never trust any of them ever again.

  7. becca c. says:

    I want to believe.

  8. Holly says:

    OMG it’s the little girl’s shifty eyes that are killing me! Haaa!!!

  9. TimBro says:

    We call ourselves….The Aristocrats!

  10. Nadia says:

    Mafia family right there…

  11. judds_gal says:

    Mom just wants to know who’s goosing her!

  12. Ida_Slaptem says:

    It looks like the photo was snapped right after the photographer said, “Hey. Didn’t you use to have one more child?” Then a silent guilty hush fell on the family.

  13. Scripted says:

    The mom looks like she just remembered that she forgot to turn off the stove..

  14. Legacy says:

    Was the photographer ever heard from again?

  15. plainbelliedsneetch says:

    Seriously, buddy, who the hell are you and why do you keep taking pictures of us?

  16. Laura says:

    I think this is definitely a “Freaky Friday” scenario. The dad and son seem to have swapped places – the son being the very earnest “come on, let’s at least TRY to take a decent family photograph for the mantelpiece” parent figure, while the dad is adopting the “I’m FAR too cool to take this seriously, and I am certainly not going to smile or even look vaguely interested” pose of an unruly teenager. The mum has worked this out and is naturally very freaked out, while the daughter has just had about had enough of her dad and brother’s body swapping antics. Very odd yet hilarious photo!

  17. Pipergirl says:

    Can you pick which one is really a ventriloquist’s doll?

  18. Binkymae says:

    This one screams church pictorial directory. Grandma insisted!

  19. Barb says:

    I know this family – knew them when the pic was taken in fact! They are an awesome family! But – yup, it does look like OJ was in the room!

  20. Redjag says:

    Somebody just told them they are moving to Jersey. yikes !!!

  21. Jeff says:

    This reminds me of a class photo I saw once. Just as the picture was being taken, someone came through a door behind the photographer, and in the final picture, half the kids are looking in that direction.

  22. JerseyPam says:

    It looks like they just found out OJ is their photographer today.

  23. CC says:

    In Soviet Russia, photo takes YOU!

  24. Snowrider says:

    Why does Mom look strangely out of scale?!

  25. Darlene says:

    Do they even know each other?? or did they just wander into the studio at the same time?

  26. Alan says:

    ” You charge HOW much for the portrait????”

  27. Arkay says:

    This photo represents a fortune in counseling fees.

  28. Booyow says:

    Instead of the camera man saying “Say cheese” he went on a 20 second rant about dads mustache right before he snapped the pic. The family is shocked and dad is mad.

  29. beana says:

    I can feel the love.

  30. tattoo says:

    Is this a family photo or a group mugshot?

  31. powermuffin says:

    That is an awesome handlebar mustache. I also like the short sleeve button-down shirt worn with a tie. Very classy, yet casual.

  32. Suzicat says:

    Oh YEAH? You and who’s army??

  33. Cary says:

    The first father-son duo to join the Geek Squad.

  34. Don says:

    Ashley knew who was behind the mirrored glass. The detectives had brought the whole family in to see if they could get to the bottom of the toilet paper incident with the neighbors. Dad was defiant as always saying his kids wouldn’t do that kind of thing. Mom had no clue why someone would waste that much toilet paper by throwing it in trees. Justin of course was interested in one thing only—keeping his squeaky image clean. But not this time. With a subtle bob of her head and a quick glance to the left she gave them the suspect . She was not taking the fall for this one.

  35. Youth in Asia says:

    Epic ‘stache.

  36. Miss Jane says:

    The daughter is throwing some major shade in this one. Talk about side eye!

  37. Richard says:

    This family goes into projects with there eyes wide open!

  38. Joe says:

    Dad is saying “Will you just take the damn picture? I’m missing Baywatch!”

  39. cruelie julie says:

    With the numbers underneath, this looks like a collective mug shot! “Face front. Turn right.”

  40. Wendy says:

    LOL! It looks like the photog accused one of them of peeing in the dressing room! Everyone is completed affronted! Almost everyone… Guilty? Maybe.

  41. Jade says:

    Is this family going to be the next Lifetime special event? Just asking……

  42. steph says:

    this is an awesome! who says the pics are not as “awkward” as they have been. I see the photographer stumbling and everyone losing patience just as the flash goes off.

  43. JENN says:


  44. Linda says:

    wouldn’t you like to be a fly on the wall in that household?

  45. Pierre says:

    “We are from former Soviet Republic. Is all you must know. Now shut up.”

  46. MS says:

    Awesome! And Dad’s hands on his hips adds to the lightheartedness and good nature of the portrait sitting.

  47. Sarah says:

    My what a mighty tall mom you have!

  48. Rachel says:

    I’m cracking up because it looks like Dad must be saying “so… er…. what do I do with my hands?”

  49. Dave says:

    No, seriously, Diet Doctor Pepper really does taste more like regular Doctor Pepper.

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