The Wedding Party

October 20th, 2010

The Wedding Party - Wedding

They will beat up your wedding party.

(submitted by Sereli)

151 Responses to “The Wedding Party”

  1. JenHM says:

    I have to say, the woman with the huge collar is AWESOME. I wish she could have been in my wedding photos.

  2. KelR says:

    I think the woman with the collar is Marney. From the look on everyone’s face that’s the only plausible explanation.

  3. Marlene says:

    Say I do… or die

  4. Marty says:

    It’s Sleeping Beauty’s wedding-they invited Maleficent to extend the olive branch. She took off her hat for the picture.

  5. TimeLord says:

    She obviously has space issues so she wore her “personal space” collar for the picture.

    You should see her collar she wears to keep people out of her “Social space.”

  6. senora_jennifer says:

    And people always talk about bridezillas. I think we have a mom-zilla here.

  7. Steve says:

    I haven’t seen so much unhappiness since the photo of the kids standing at the Haight-Ashbury intersection.

  8. Jim says:

    such a happy occasion!

  9. Cuidado says:

    This is the best one I’ve ever seen here and have been coming daily for a long time. A keeper for inclusion in another book.

  10. Mary B says:

    “Mirror mirror on the wall” This is the evil stepmother from SnowWhite

  11. LisaPizza says:

    That lady’s collar would come in handy in the desert for catching rainwater. It reminds me of those cones that canines have to wear to prevent them from biting and scratching themselves raw.

  12. Kitten K. Boodle says:

    For the most part, the women all have the same basic hairstyle. Now THAT’s getting in the spirit of things–giant collar notwithstanding.

  13. Pipergirl says:

    This isn’t actually a wedding picture. They’re an all ages a capella singing troup.

  14. Pipergirl says:

    I want to see the fight for the bouquet

  15. Liz says:

    That woman in the collar must be a Time Lord.

  16. Suz says:

    That’s what you get for inviting Ivana Trump to your wedding.

  17. Lori says:

    Even the children look intimidating!

  18. richb says:

    What’s with the guy in the tie? didn’t he get the word it was BOW TIE for the formal pic?

  19. Flying Manatee says:

    I count 28 faces in the picture. Of course, that doesn’t include anyone hidden behind the bride-mother’s collar.

  20. missliss says:

    I’m confused to say the least…everyone has mentioned the weird collar, which is definitely weird. But who’s in this picture? At first I thought the suits were the groomsmen but then I realized there don’t appear to be any bridesmaids. Is this just family? So strange.

    • missliss says:

      Not to mention the mass amount of flower girls and ring bearers???

      • Kitten K. Boodle says:

        In some countries it is the custom to use young girls as attendants. I think Princess Diana’s wedding was that way. That still doesn’t explain the young boys, though.

    • plainbelliedsneetch says:

      It almost looks like the woman on the right with the flower girl and the woman on the far left have the same neckline. But if they’re wearing matching bridesmaid dresses it must have been a very unbalanced procession up the aisle.

  21. Deborah says:

    I think I have an idea of how this bride might feel – my mother wore white to my wedding.

  22. Anita says:

    Looks like a group photo of the extended Addams Family! Not helped by the fact that *everyone’s* wearing black except for the mother of the groom (?) in navy blue…

  23. laughinginohio says:

    Oh yeah, and look at miss cleavage in the navy, same row as the bride with VERY high neckline. Such contrasts in clothing. Not to mention Miss It’s All About ME, sitting in front there. My, my, my!

  24. carol says:

    Dear, oh dear! Can anyone say “mother-in-law”? I sense many years of distress and woe ahead.

  25. Bigbluefan says:

    The rice toss alone was 14 tons

  26. Chad says:

    The dude in the middle of the back row looks like he has crazy big hair, but on closer look it’s just the shadows.

  27. Whoa says:

    It’s a wardrobe malfunction. The sombrero she was wearing suddenly ripped and fell over her head and onto her shoulders.

  28. amber says:

    Hello collar lady, I’d like to introduce you to cigar guy…

  29. Penny D. says:

    Whoa, portrait collar! You deserve your own moment in the spotlight for that incredible feat of tailoring.

  30. Missy says:

    I love how all the men with exception of one of them in the back row is wearing a tie, and not a tux and bow tie.
    Someone must have gotten to the dry cleaner’s after it closed.

  31. Legacy says:

    What happened at this wedding to make everyone so miserable?

  32. Joy says:

    What about the one who came in her nightie? Far left… she almost gets the same grade as the mom – lol.

  33. jinka says:

    Everyone keeps commenting on her crazy collar…BUT have you checked out the PURPLE LACE TIGHTS she’s wearing!?!? Hello! LOL! *wow*

    • j-lu says:

      i’m wearing purple lace tights…right now. To work. In Manhattan. The kids outside my building asked if I was a witch. But I love these purple lace tights!

      • JerseyPam says:

        The best thing about this photo is it could have been taken yesterday in large parts of the Northeast, My daughter works in Manhattan and loves every minute. Take care up there!

  34. JerseyPam says:

    Married to the Mob.

  35. Stacey says:

    And I thought my grandmother wearing a camo dress to my wedding made her stick out in pictures, that woman’s collar is huge!

  36. Sandy says:

    First thought, How did Florence Henderson wearing a Dancing with the Stars outfit end up in this wedding pic?

  37. Skullkrusher says:

    This must be one of them new GREEN weddings..
    The huge collar is a SOLAR pannel to run lights for the wedding..

  38. babs says:

    Ha! finally a mother of the bride that wore something more outrageous than my mother who wore a white suite with gold ribbon all over it with this huge hate with a big gold ribbon.

    bizaaaar! even the kids arent smiling.

  39. Maz says:

    Seriously…your not supposed to upstage the bride! Maybe she’s trying to distract us from bridey’s bonnet?

  40. PatsyLynn says:

    It was Joan Collins. With a collar wing. In the conservatory.

  41. Shannon says:

    This is awesome. I wish my family was dysfunctional in a sort of awesome-bizarre way instead of the nerve grating, painful way.

  42. Jenna says:

    I’m getting an Eastern European vibe here…..just sayin’, maybe it’s totally normal to wear gigantic collars and glare in wedding photos. Not to mention the bride’s bizarre headwear. Definitely awkward.

    • Redjag says:

      Nah…typical jersey family.

    • Doug says:

      Naww It’s the “family” and that is all I can sa……………
      ;-)

    • Juliette says:

      I’m guessing You are from USA.
      Contrary to Your idea about East Europe – people know what to wear at weddings and have knowledge about the world outside their countries’ borders.
      Looking at this photo and judging by fashion – it was obviously taken in 80′s or early 90′s. Nevertheless – mother of the bride wanted to shine way too much.

      • Steph says:

        I always find it extremely entertaining when people stereotype Americans as stereotyping everybody else.

        • Sassy says:

          I’m guessing that Juliette is Eastern European

        • Julie says:

          I don’t think it’s called a stereotype when it is true. As an ex-pat I learned a lot about how the world sees us and why.

          • Kitten K. Boodle says:

            I think Steph was joking.

            Anyhow, it is still a stereotype when you generalize a characteristic of one (or a hundred) people to an entire country, race, gender, etc.

      • KeepItSimple says:

        And I am guessing your a total wet blanket who is not keeping up with the spirit of AFP. Not to worry sunshine you’ll get it someday or just be a party pooper all of you life. I am also guessing the later.

    • Sharlene says:

      When I visited my relatives in Poland…. granted, this was in about 1981… everyone had wedding photos on their walls with Exactly. The. Same. Expression. As. The. People. In. This. Photo. So… maybe. My vote is Poland.

  43. Kristen says:

    The woman in the front row, far right, must be an in-law (she’s the only one smiling).

  44. Dr. Blah says:

    The chick with the collar makes this picture.

  45. mary says:

    Not only that, but my wedding party can kick your wedding party’s ever-loving a**.

  46. Rickie says:

    haha. I think the mother of the bride was a little bit jealous of all the attention her daughter was getting. That huge collar was sure to give her the attention she was due!!!

  47. Amy says:

    Looks like a group mug shot.

  48. beth says:

    What is with the woman to the left of the bride? Did she just come from a Halloween party? wtf?

  49. Sharie says:

    What’s with the lady with the huge collar?? Like a vampiress/Elvira/tempress. She really thinks this is wedding appropriate??

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