The Protector

November 9th, 2010

The Protector - *AFP Hall Of Fame*

You should see this father when a telemarketer calls after 6.

(submitted by Jairus)

267 Responses to “The Protector”

  1. Joe says:

    That mom is a hottie!

  2. Erin says:

    Och Seamus! Tis just a wee rabbit! No need to get all medieval on the poor frightened thing! Look…you’ve given wee MacDoon a scare!

  3. Jessica says:

    Not gonna lie…he’s smoldering…the animal head, the axe thing, the scared mom and babe-holy goodness! He is definitely the “provider”

  4. Sol says:

    No, but I think the crotch lion might.

  5. Mandy says:

    Please tell me “There can be only one!” of these photos.

  6. Desert Trip says:

    Am I the only one that thinks this is kind of cool? I wish my family had done this when I grew up in the S.C.A.

  7. Mark says:

    The odd thing about this is what is between the “protectors” legs?? Looks like some animals head scrunched in a thigh-lock.

    • Orson says:

      He’s wearing a kilt and that’s his sporran between his legs. It’s sort of like a purse for Scotsmen made from an animal pelt.

      Could be worse. He could be waving one of those Klingon edged weapons.

  8. Grandpa Trout says:

    I’m not too bothered by this. The guy is a little corny, but props to mom for nailing the “scared and protecting my child” look. She’s selling it over there.

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