Like most you kids the young boy you see in the picture wanted to be just like dad. He would grow up to be Chris “Party Boy” Pontius of “Jackass” fame!
The flag that is on the bow tie is actually the old american flag from the 1700 when there were only 13 stars on it. It is not the flag for the EU like you seem to think. I’m Canadian and I even knew that.
Bare skin in hot weather reminds me of the Naugahyde upholstery of my mom’s 1964 oldsmobile dynamic 88 when the temperatures hovered in the 90′s. Except the Naugahyde was less sticky, sweaty, clammy, and hairy…at the very least we could stick a t-shirt under our thighs and crank down the windows to cool off…geez, I miss that car.
So many questions: what is it about the 4th of July that makes this man disrobe? Why is the 8 year old daughter “tarted up” in a tube top and make-up? Why is the door behind them off it’s hinges and leaning against the wall (fireworks accident?)
Well, if nothing else, no one can say “this picture isn’t awkward”. =)
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afp
He looks like Chuck Norris!! LOL
“Dad, seriously, could you straighten your tie please before you embarrass the rest of us!!!”
***crickets***
Dad was so happy when he found out Chippendale’s said the family could be part of the show
.. awkward ..
Today, Dad is declaring his independence from clothes.
Nice flamingos!
He believes in the right to “bare arms” and chest…
Like most you kids the young boy you see in the picture wanted to be just like dad. He would grow up to be Chris “Party Boy” Pontius of “Jackass” fame!
Are those fireworks on the table?
Dad is H*O*T!!!
Dude yeah, he rocks the beard pretty well… despite the incredible awkwardness this is one cute family
You are telling me, that is a Chippendale to enjoy. Yikes.
I just hope that he is wearing pants.
Daddy was a chippendale and more often than not he brought his work home
Yes sir, that’s funny. You know it may be the Thunder Down Under? Horay, Dad’s home from work!
Just a quick pic with the family before he heads out to his Chippendale’s 4th of July show. Poor dad, just trying to put a meal on the table.
Someone still thinks he’s the Bicentennial Man!
I think he’s from Europe. Check out the stars on his bow tie. Helps to explain the semi nudity…
Those damn Norwegians, at it again!
Unlike Americans, who are ALWAYS appropriately clothed and covered up, eh? LOL
The flag that is on the bow tie is actually the old american flag from the 1700 when there were only 13 stars on it. It is not the flag for the EU like you seem to think. I’m Canadian and I even knew that.
He’s probably wearing flag pants
Bare skin in hot weather reminds me of the Naugahyde upholstery of my mom’s 1964 oldsmobile dynamic 88 when the temperatures hovered in the 90′s. Except the Naugahyde was less sticky, sweaty, clammy, and hairy…at the very least we could stick a t-shirt under our thighs and crank down the windows to cool off…geez, I miss that car.
He’s probably wearing Speedos.
Please, God, let Nautius be right.
Nautius is correct. If you look closedly enough at the photo, you can see that he is indeed wearing Speedos.
There’s NO WAY I’m going to look closely enough in that general area to determine whether or not he is wearing Speedos!
I cowboyed up and looked for both of us; he is wearing speedos. I’m semi-relieved.
Wow!
Mary gets her first lesson in how to get faux cleavage. Thanks dad!
FTW
Truthfully, that was the first thing I noticed, but didn’t know if it should be mentioned….thanks for taking that first step!! =)
My thoughts exactly!
I thought this was a Just For Men ad…
Please don’t tell me he isn’t wearing shorts…
They all look like patriotic Americans to me!
Really? That’s the only thing you see here?
Bwa ha ha ha!
Yep, tube tops and g-strings made this country great!
Yikes.
Please tell me he was wearing shorts!
I really, really, REALLY wish I could!
So many questions: what is it about the 4th of July that makes this man disrobe? Why is the 8 year old daughter “tarted up” in a tube top and make-up? Why is the door behind them off it’s hinges and leaning against the wall (fireworks accident?)
Well, if nothing else, no one can say “this picture isn’t awkward”. =)
“This Fourth is gonna blow the doors off of last years party!”
Hahaha
HAHAHA! Nice. I was wondering about the door, too.
What so proudly we hailed…
Thanks for using the term “tarted up!” I love that expression and no one else uses it anymore.
Please don’t tell me they had to stuff dollar bills into his shorts…
Please tell me he is wearing shorts!
ROFL
Is he even wearing shorts?
Maybe he’s an off-duty Chippendale.
This is why I always take a stack of dollar bills with me to the Fourth of July picnic every year.
We have a winner!
Billy Mays here with another patriotic product…
Too soon…
He died over 12 months ago.
Dude…that’s beautiful….
I laughed sop hard I snorted….now all the other cubicle dwellers are looking at me….
I have to share this with a bunch of ‘em….
wow dude too soon
NOT too soon.
Nowhere close to “too soon”! Love it!
omg, that made me spray coffee on my keyboard… well-played, sir!
FAn-F’ng-Tastic!
Billy Mays himself would have roared with laughter at your comment.
I think Betsy Ross would approve.
FTW!!!
MILF
Meh, the sunburned face really turns me off.