Mother

June 10th, 2011

Mother - Mom

Dad was just thankful he was allowed to wear pants at all.

(submitted by Sarah)

62 Responses to “Mother”

  1. Malithion says:

    “GIGAAAANTRESS!”

  2. Lisa says:

    “Wait, I feel a burp coming.”

  3. Pipergirl says:

    No, I don’t want three wishes. I want you to leave.

  4. Phil says:

    The boy was sent home from school because he forgot his other stilt. Father begs for mercy, ’cause Mom is rally really pissed!

  5. BKeyport says:

    Finally got it figured out.

    1) the woman is sitting on the end of the couch. there is no more couch after that. Perspective and #2 is causing the look of being giant.
    2) the man is sitting in a collapsed seat/chair. he’s actually quite sunk in.
    3) the man is wearing “Couch fabric” color pants & socks, and his legs are spread out.
    4) the boy with the “long leg” is slipping forward off the dad’s leg, thus causing the illusion of the long leg.

    I can now sleep. :P

  6. Cassie says:

    I think that’s definitely Marnie from the Thanksgiving story.

  7. yepyep says:

    Is amazed that none of the kids seem to be noticing what is going on around them, they are just happy to be getting their picture taken. This truely is an Awkward picture.

  8. just sayin' says:

    Mom: “Wait! I am receiving a vision.”
    Dad: “Now? Seriously? In the middle of a photo shoot?”

  9. Noodengr says:

    That is Dad’s leg his other one is tucked up under his knee, I often sit like that.
    The 3 kids are piled on him. As for freakishly big mom, she is sitting on the arm of a separate sofa while dad is sunk low in the plaid chair. The looks on the adult faces is what
    makes this photo awkward.

  10. Carrie says:

    That was the last time he would ever ignore Marnie’s order to put a bow in the baby’s hair.

  11. zipper says:

    notice dads pants look a lot like couch upohlsery

  12. Kathy says:

    It almost looks like something paranormal is occurring, as if they are in a vortex or something.
    The woman looks as though she may be feeling something strange and the man has an odd look as though he sees something. That would explain the odd size of her and the kid’s leg. Maybe.

  13. Brenda says:

    Awfully nice of Dad to take the kids to Madame Toussaud’s.

  14. Michael says:

    She’s a Giant and has trouble fitting in.

  15. Andrea says:

    There’s another kid behind the baby; that’s whose lap she’s (the baby) sitting on and who the leg with the white tennis shoe belongs to. The other leg is bent and propped up on her dad’s right leg. Their head and upper body are hidden at this angle, because they’re behind the sister with the blue dress on. She’s kinda hunched up on the chair leg, because someone’s behind her.

  16. lena says:

    The mom is sitting on the arm of the couch and the dad/kids are sitting on a lower couch/sitting area. I can’t exactly figure out the boy’s long leg, but it is somewhat possible.

  17. Kasy says:

    This pic has got to be photoshopped: 1. the woman is freakishly tall, 2. the random leg below the baby, and 3. the woman isn’t sitting on anything!

  18. Kasy says:

    It has to be photoshopped: 1. The woman isn’t sitting on anything, 2. She’s freakishly tall, 3. There’s a random leg below the baby.

  19. King Lerxt says:

    I am vanting another baby. You vill put your seed in me NOW!!

  20. I love this site says:

    I do believe that boy got the legs of his mother and the torso of his father.

  21. halle says:

    “Kids, don’t touch Mummy. She just finisher her hair an makeup. We shall admire from afar”.

  22. Deb Who says:

    I just need to know whose leg that is under the baby with the white tennis shoe. That’s all I want to know. Then I can carry on with my day.

    • Sheri says:

      THAT is a very good question!! I’m glad you pointed that out. Wish I had an answer for you!

    • LB says:

      LAUGHING……..Oh so hard right now…….tears!

    • Gromit says:

      Now I will not get a thing done until I figure it out too.

    • Sarah says:

      Hi, seriously, this is my picture.. and it’s not photoshopped at all… I still have a picture to prove! I uploaded the picture by the way..

      • NannaLee says:

        rrrrrrrrrrrright Sarah…then tell us…whoes leg under the baby???

        • Caroline says:

          Actually, if you look at the photo you can see that the girl
          Is sat back nearly as far as the boy. Her dress ant the baby(making her lean forward) makes her look as if she is sitting far forward.

          The boy is leaning back. And while he is younger, it is not impossible that he is much taller that his sister too. Inheriting his mothers genes

      • Mic C says:

        Sarah, please tell us….To whom does the blue leg belong?????

  23. Jim says:

    Somehow this makes me think of the white witch in the Narnia story.

  24. PJSaintOurs says:

    Yes Dear, whatever you say Dear.

  25. Mary says:

    Hey, big mama!

  26. peg says:

    No. Wire. Hangers.

  27. Jackie says:

    Wait…where are the pants??? LOL

  28. Glenn says:

    ” I am Gigantor the Amazonian Princess, you will carry all the spawns and wear plaid!”

  29. millinakus says:

    Is there another kid under there, or does that little boy have freakishly long legs?

  30. Maren says:

    To whom does the random leg (blue pants/white shoe) belong????

  31. LilyBear says:

    Wow. This made me think of Darryl Hannah in “Attack of the 50 Foot Woman”.

  32. GMan says:

    His wife is a giant among man. Geez!

  33. Kristen says:

    She looks like a statue.?.

  34. lynette says:

    wow…she looks very tall…and he looks very obedient.

  35. coobee says:

    This picture raises so many questions.

    ‘Who are you? What are you doing in my trailer? And how come my children can’t seem to see you?’

  36. Joe Terranova says:

    I hope that’s just the angle of the photo and the seating positions that’s giving her that giant appearance.

    Looks like mom is contemplating eating one of the children. and dad is hoping to spare them.

  37. Haley says:

    Holy crap! Is she really that much taller than him or are my eyes playing tricks on me because of where she’s sitting?

  38. Jillian (BTA) says:

    Maybe I’m wrong here, but doesn’t the boy on the left look way too young to have such a long leg under his baby sister? And if that’s not his leg, (which I am convinced it’s not) who the heck’s leg is it?!

  39. Belsnickles says:

    Please tell me this is some sort of odd foreshortening effect…

  40. Cunning linguist says:

    Is that some sort of gargantuan mannequin?

    • Stacey says:

      That is exactly what I thought!
      Look kids — there is your mommy — I know she looks just like the ladies at the Sears store, but THIS is your mommy

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