Behind The Awkwardness: Clench
August 1st, 2011
“After the wedding, my husband’s friends drove to the reception and started calling repeatedly after about 10 minutes while we were trying to take the pictures. January in Nashville was cold – 19 degrees! It was cold, and we kept having to stop so he could answer the phone. Needless to say, after about the 3rd phone call, I had enough! (Note the fist.)”
Umm… 19 degrees is cold? No. You live in Tennessee, your winters are balmy.
“Yes, chief? …Great Scott!”
Why in hell was he even answering the damn phone? Toss it in the car or something until after the reception. Sheesh!
Your husband looks like Jason Bateman. Cute him some slack. LOL.
Maybe this is his rescue call, you know like when you are on a blind date that isn’t going well?
Sorry, hon. I gotta take this
This is where I got married! I would have crushed my hubby too if he were on the phone. I would have spiked it right there in front of Wightman!
she’s gonna let him have it with both barrels…
Two phones got married. The wedding was no good,but the reception was fantastic.
win!
I usually see it coming…..THAT is just awesome…..Kuddos Alan!
Alan, you are a pun god.
But hey, you ended up married to Jason Bateman, so that’s got to be pretty cool, right?
Yes, seriously handsome
I seriously thought the same thing
Her?
Damn! Wish I had read all of the comments before I commented.
Hey, atleast it created one of the most amazing wedding photos ever! I would display that in my living room.
this is why I am not married. His friends come first.
Lady Liberty has run out of patience!!
haha, her arm was getting tired.
Seriously? your groom could not put his cell phone away for his wedding day?
How many times did it ring during the wedding night? I am a guy and I think you would
have been justifed swinging that fist horizontally and making a connection.
^ This ^
Ditto that!
That’s what I was thinking. He seriously had his cell phone in his pocket during his wedding!?!?
Is she going to punch him with a fist or hit him over the head with the vase?
She’s keeping her options open.
that is why the bride and groom should give their cellphones to someone else for the day.
Can you fear me now?
Ha Ha Ha!!!! Great response!
oh it’s cold alright…
I can’t talk …. what do you mean you’re pregnant??
LOL!
Yes, you look gorgeous!! Hope he’s behaving for you!
This is hilarious! I have never seen the Fist of Death in a wedding photo before.
The look should have been enough. It says it all.
Unless you are a doctor, no one is important enough to interrupt your wedding!
I love this shot!
The fist isn’t what he needs to worry about….it’s that bouquet aimed at his face….. “and we kept having to stop so he could answer his phone”….because his phone didn’t have an off button?
I agree! Every phone has an off button or he never should have even brought his phone to his own wedding. The only person he should have wanted to talk to that day was his bride. I hope they are still married.
I was thinking the same thing….TURN IT OFF!
Or better yet…..leave it home!
Great dress, though!
Agreed, great dress. You should’ve smacked him with the flowers… I think I am banning my fiance from having his phone at our wedding.