Look Who’s Talking

September 30th, 2011

Look Who’s Talking - Behind The Awkwardness

“Yes, my father’s ventriloquist dummy, Gurgle Worthington, was a part of the family.”

(submitted by Aubrey)

85 Responses to “Look Who’s Talking”

  1. Wendy Jane says:

    This is the same dummy from the 1980s show Soap!

  2. Rachel says:

    I like how the dummy has a place of honor, but mom has to lean in awkwardly….

  3. Jim says:

    If you can’t give me a son, I’ll make one!

  4. TM says:

    Bless the wife. I’d have a hard time wanting to even date a guy with a ventriloquist dummy.

  5. Mark says:

    Chuck Norris’s lesser known brother, Jim Norris was a professional ventriloquist

  6. Steve says:

    You don’t mean Gurgle Worthington of THE Worthingtons!?

  7. Jessica says:

    Oh, this one is priceless. There are actually tears in my eyes from laughing so hard.

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  9. KaptainKlancy says:

    Gah! Terrifying!

  10. JD says:

    Mom was thinking, “I would love to get this dummy out of my life. And the wooden doll needs to go too…”

    • christine says:

      ROTFL !!! Yes, my exact thoughts? WHO in their right mind would have this freaking wooden thing be PART of the family?! That is freaky! A dog is part of the family. I am seriously creeped out.

  11. ucongold says:

    I know this is an oldie, but days later I still laugh. Gurgle Worthington has become a catch phrase at my office.

  12. Hannah says:

    Yellow, red, black and…… wood. Jesus loves the little dummies of the world.

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