Reindeer Games

December 16th, 2011

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“This is a picture of me eight months pregnant. My girlfriends came into town and I thought it would be great if they painted this on me to use for Christmas cards. ”

(submitted by Amanda)

77 Responses to “Reindeer Games”

  1. Jwalk5 says:

    I just keep seeing a weird frog and hot dogs?!

  2. Bec says:

    Why oh why are they eyes green???

  3. JD says:

    It took me almost a whole minute to figure this one out. I thought it was a burnt or roasted frog someone had decorated at first. An odd choice of Christmas dinner, was my first thought, frogs and roasted hotdogs. Then when I realized it was a person, I couldn’t quite wrap my brain around it for a bit, it was just too bizarre. I really hope this wasn’t professionally done. Maybe it’s a dissected frog, her left arm looks pinned to the wall (floor?)

  4. Linda says:

    Simply horrifying.

  5. Tori says:

    It’s Mr. Hanky!!

  6. Ohmy says:

    I thought it was a guy with a beer belly. Yes, I’ve seen them that big.

  7. SRJ says:

    OMG. My sister just gave birth on Thursday and she never looked like this. I think he’s got a toddler in there.

  8. Aimee says:

    Um, are they stapled to the wall? I see a distinct GIANT staple, on the right side, under the arm part….it could explain how they kept her still while the kidnappers painted her? Yes, I’ve figured it out. Yall can stop guessing.

  9. Mike says:

    After looking at this, I feel agitated, slightly dirty and guilty, and I want to hurt someone. It’s just like Christmas at home!

  10. Rachel says:

    Hmm, why do I have this sudden urge for Jimmy Dean Sausage?

  11. Amy says:

    You folks are crazy, I love this pic. I would guess by the pregnant belly that the cattails are part of the nursery theme NOT corn dogs. Great job on a funny pregnancy pic you will always remember!

  12. ginger says:

    That must be Olive the other reindeer.

  13. Horace says:

    OK – Took me a while to put it all together and figure out what it all was. The cattails are my favorite. I nearly peed my pants laughing. They look like a mix between giant brown penises, giant sausages, or giant turds. Alone they would not be nearly as funny without the moose/reindeer in front of them. So friggin funny!

  14. Jen d says:

    I think this is fairly obvious, it is the talent portion of Toddlers and Tiaras and the spray tan is on just a little too thick. I can just hear it now, ‘ As soon as I knew I was having a girl, I entered her in a pageant. The fact that she hadn’t been born yet did stop her from winning her first Overall grand poobah supreme title. ‘

  15. yokozbornak says:

    Oh deer!

  16. Geesh says:

    I see completely what is going on here. There was obviously a mind control device planted into her left arm that put her in a trance allowing her to go along with this travesty.

    I think the ladybug was behind it.

    Maybe the woman stepped on one of its brothers, and as revenge in his family’s honor, he had her paint herself as a moose during hunting season and left her to fend for herself.

    I mean, that has to be it. No one would do this on purpose.

  17. Alan says:

    Well that explains the line in the song…..”All of the other reindeer
    Used to laugh and call him names;
    They never let poor Rudolph
    Join in any reindeer games.”

  18. Booboo says:

    I didn’t know corn dogs grew in the wild. I want a corn dog plant for Christmas!

  19. Some Cat says:

    What IS it with people painting them,selves to look like animals while pregnant?

  20. Huh?? says:

    I’ll be she’s more than a little happy that her face is covered…

  21. Mike says:

    She must have been drunk and passed out on the floor.

  22. Brandi says:

    So are the cattails that look like poop supposed to be antlers or is that what her hands are portraying? Freaky…

  23. Krandall says:

    Rudolph worshiping at Hot Dog on a Stick?

  24. bulldog says:

    Cattails? or Christmas Sausages?

    • Suki says:

      I was thinking the same thing. Sausages, until I scrolled down, how distracting, I barley noticed it was a woman under there and she was pregnant, damn distracting cattails. :-/

  25. Shannon says:

    I had to read the comments before I knew what the hell she is supposed to be! I am opposed to the bare pregnant belly photos, but add wierd paint, strange cottonball eyes & a hat and the most normal thing about this photo is the exposed pregnant belly!!

  26. skuttles says:

    I thought those were hot dogs roasting over the reindeer.

  27. Skip says:

    O I C. It’s a pregnant Lady GaGa.

  28. Jaye says:

    Quite possibly the most disturbing holiday-related photo I’ve ever seen.

  29. Mamachino says:

    I’m thinking the birth of this idea was HILARIOUS in their minds. It was funny while painting the arms, and the boob-eyes were funny, and then the joke started to wane, but then they painted on the red nose and it was funny again, but just a glimmer of the original hilarity. By the time they painted the teeth, it wasn’t funny any more, but they were too far into it to stop.

  30. andrea says:

    Uh… that looks way too much like a moose protecting his weinie roast in the grass. Goodness.

  31. angrynerd says:

    When I looked at the thumbnail, I definitely thought this was a picture of a frog being disected, laying on hot dogs. omg.

  32. Deacon Blues says:

    Dali’s interpretation of Freud’s eggnog induced Christmas nightmare.

  33. Newton says:

    Here’s an image that will make me lose sleep tonight.

  34. L. Bartlett says:

    Are those weiners painted on the wall?

  35. Susan says:

    Pregnancy is fun.

  36. Dylan says:

    I think this is officially the oddest and most awkward photo I’ve seen on this site. And by the way, whats with the sausages?

  37. Janine says:

    How do you even think of something like this??

  38. Laurence says:

    Ok, this is weird and creepy enough with the gross looking body paint and odd choice of materials for the reindeer eyes, but what is with the extremely hideous wall decor? When I first looked at it, I thought, why is he (I know…it’s a pregnant woman—it looked like a beer gut to me at first) laying on top of a picture of sausages on skewers? It has to be the ugliest portrayal of cattails and reeds that I have ever seen. Seriously, people, some things do not look great in closeup. Why on earth would you blow those things up so huge and why (of all images!) would you choose to paint this on your wall.

    I just don’t get people and their twisted craft ideas—an I’m talking about both the stupid reindeer and the thing on the wall. It’s like these people grew up in a vacuum and never learned what looks disturbing and what doesn’t. If they did this right it would have been dumb but funny…..but it’s just really, really creepy.

  39. The reindeer head I get. But a reindeer dwarfed by cattails would contribute negligibly to pulling a sleigh with enough gifts for all the good kids.

  40. Alex says:

    I am genuinely disturbed by this photo.
    Was the person under the santa hat held to ransom to do this I wonder??

  41. Sarah says:

    Since when are cattails taller than Reindeer?

  42. Danny says:

    Rudolf? Is that U???

  43. Anda says:

    So…. this is awesome.

  44. Dylan says:


  45. Harold says:

    OK… what am I looking at here?

  46. Tbless says:

    Where is the land of the giant cattails and how can I get a mini moose? That one looks like it’s been tagged.

  47. Kelly says:

    I am more baffled by the background than anything else.

  48. OMG says:

    JIMINY CHRISTMAS!!!! or should I say …. JIMINY CHRIST-MOOSE!?!?!?!

  49. Stephanie says:

    What? I’m…flabbergasted. This is one of the creepiest things I’ve ever seen.

  50. Bear says:

    Rudolph the Buck-toothed Reindeer after he ate Santa for a snack?

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