“This is a picture of me eight months pregnant. My girlfriends came into town and I thought it would be great if they painted this on me to use for Christmas cards. ”
(submitted by Amanda)
I just keep seeing a weird frog and hot dogs?!
I know! I thought they had photoshopped her onto a plate at first.
Why oh why are they eyes green???
It took me almost a whole minute to figure this one out. I thought it was a burnt or roasted frog someone had decorated at first. An odd choice of Christmas dinner, was my first thought, frogs and roasted hotdogs. Then when I realized it was a person, I couldn’t quite wrap my brain around it for a bit, it was just too bizarre. I really hope this wasn’t professionally done. Maybe it’s a dissected frog, her left arm looks pinned to the wall (floor?)
JD, when I read your comment I burst out laughing so loudly that I woke my husband. What you say is true though – it does resemble hot dogs and a frog, and it IS disturbing.
It took me two seconds to see the REINDEER…
The idea is bizarre, but I like it. Just don’t have the beer belly to do it myself
It’s Mr. Hanky!!
I thought it was a guy with a beer belly. Yes, I’ve seen them that big.
OMG. My sister just gave birth on Thursday and she never looked like this. I think he’s got a toddler in there.
Um, are they stapled to the wall? I see a distinct GIANT staple, on the right side, under the arm part….it could explain how they kept her still while the kidnappers painted her? Yes, I’ve figured it out. Yall can stop guessing.
After looking at this, I feel agitated, slightly dirty and guilty, and I want to hurt someone. It’s just like Christmas at home!
Thank you Mike! You summed up my feelings exactly, saving me countless hours of therapy. Merry, merry to you!
Hmm, why do I have this sudden urge for Jimmy Dean Sausage?
I KNOW!!! I was thinking, “why are there giant sausages on the wall?”…and then I realized they were cattails! ha!
I thought those were giant turds!
You folks are crazy, I love this pic. I would guess by the pregnant belly that the cattails are part of the nursery theme NOT corn dogs. Great job on a funny pregnancy pic you will always remember!
That must be Olive the other reindeer.
OK – Took me a while to put it all together and figure out what it all was. The cattails are my favorite. I nearly peed my pants laughing. They look like a mix between giant brown penises, giant sausages, or giant turds. Alone they would not be nearly as funny without the moose/reindeer in front of them. So friggin funny!
I think this is fairly obvious, it is the talent portion of Toddlers and Tiaras and the spray tan is on just a little too thick. I can just hear it now, ‘ As soon as I knew I was having a girl, I entered her in a pageant. The fact that she hadn’t been born yet did stop her from winning her first Overall grand poobah supreme title. ‘
I see completely what is going on here. There was obviously a mind control device planted into her left arm that put her in a trance allowing her to go along with this travesty.
I think the ladybug was behind it.
Maybe the woman stepped on one of its brothers, and as revenge in his family’s honor, he had her paint herself as a moose during hunting season and left her to fend for herself.
I mean, that has to be it. No one would do this on purpose.
Well that explains the line in the song…..”All of the other reindeer
Used to laugh and call him names;
They never let poor Rudolph
Join in any reindeer games.”
… except the corn dog toss!
I didn’t know corn dogs grew in the wild. I want a corn dog plant for Christmas!
What IS it with people painting them,selves to look like animals while pregnant?
I’ll be she’s more than a little happy that her face is covered…
She must have been drunk and passed out on the floor.
So are the cattails that look like poop supposed to be antlers or is that what her hands are portraying? Freaky…
Rudolph worshiping at Hot Dog on a Stick?
Cattails? or Christmas Sausages?
I was thinking the same thing. Sausages, until I scrolled down, how distracting, I barley noticed it was a woman under there and she was pregnant, damn distracting cattails. :-/
I had to read the comments before I knew what the hell she is supposed to be! I am opposed to the bare pregnant belly photos, but add wierd paint, strange cottonball eyes & a hat and the most normal thing about this photo is the exposed pregnant belly!!
no, the jazz hands are the only normal thing…
Damn! Why did I forget NEVER to drink coffee while reading this site. Now I’ve got burning nostrils, a messy keyboard, and the hiccups. PLUS I’m still laughing. Jazz Hands indeed.
I thought those were hot dogs roasting over the reindeer.
O I C. It’s a pregnant Lady GaGa.
Quite possibly the most disturbing holiday-related photo I’ve ever seen.
I’m thinking the birth of this idea was HILARIOUS in their minds. It was funny while painting the arms, and the boob-eyes were funny, and then the joke started to wane, but then they painted on the red nose and it was funny again, but just a glimmer of the original hilarity. By the time they painted the teeth, it wasn’t funny any more, but they were too far into it to stop.
Yup, I imagine the weird/creepy awkwardness of it really sank it for them when they put the santa hat over their face…..
Uh… that looks way too much like a moose protecting his weinie roast in the grass. Goodness.
When I looked at the thumbnail, I definitely thought this was a picture of a frog being disected, laying on hot dogs. omg.
Dali’s interpretation of Freud’s eggnog induced Christmas nightmare.
Here’s an image that will make me lose sleep tonight.
Are those weiners painted on the wall?
Pregnancy is fun.
Raging pregnancy hormones colliding with surplus craft supplies equal…ahhhh…not really sure.
I think this is officially the oddest and most awkward photo I’ve seen on this site. And by the way, whats with the sausages?
How do you even think of something like this??
Ok, this is weird and creepy enough with the gross looking body paint and odd choice of materials for the reindeer eyes, but what is with the extremely hideous wall decor? When I first looked at it, I thought, why is he (I know…it’s a pregnant woman—it looked like a beer gut to me at first) laying on top of a picture of sausages on skewers? It has to be the ugliest portrayal of cattails and reeds that I have ever seen. Seriously, people, some things do not look great in closeup. Why on earth would you blow those things up so huge and why (of all images!) would you choose to paint this on your wall.
I just don’t get people and their twisted craft ideas—an I’m talking about both the stupid reindeer and the thing on the wall. It’s like these people grew up in a vacuum and never learned what looks disturbing and what doesn’t. If they did this right it would have been dumb but funny…..but it’s just really, really creepy.
Laurence, you just made me laugh REALLY HARD. Thank you for that.
Way to be a Mr. Scrooge.
I personally laughed my butt off at this picture.
Oh, you said it SO much better that I would have. This picture is all around creepy.
My thoughts exactly…the cattails/sausage on the scewers and reindeer are both ultra creepy!!!
The reindeer head I get. But a reindeer dwarfed by cattails would contribute negligibly to pulling a sleigh with enough gifts for all the good kids.
I am genuinely disturbed by this photo.
Was the person under the santa hat held to ransom to do this I wonder??
We have a winner!
Since when are cattails taller than Reindeer?
Rudolf? Is that U???
So…. this is awesome.
OK… what am I looking at here?
Where is the land of the giant cattails and how can I get a mini moose? That one looks like it’s been tagged.
I am more baffled by the background than anything else.
JIMINY CHRISTMAS!!!! or should I say …. JIMINY CHRIST-MOOSE!?!?!?!
What? I’m…flabbergasted. This is one of the creepiest things I’ve ever seen.
Rudolph the Buck-toothed Reindeer after he ate Santa for a snack?
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