Photos

“That is not his hair that is a fern in the background.”

(submitted by Druanne)

“This is a photo of my then five-month-old daughter. The family dog was jealous ever since she was born, and it shows.”

(submitted by Jessica)

“My wife cries at absolutely anything–and I mean ANYTHING. So I started writing down the reasons.”

(via source)

“My daughter is currently pulling a D-minus in math. This is her phone.”

(via source)

“This is me for first grade picture day. I think the braids definitely made the outfit. Willie Nelson meets MC Hammer?”

(submitted by Andie)

“Your fathers have nothing on my father-in-law. He is a former Marine, sheriff’s deputy, bounty hunter, and gun store owner. I found this picture when my wife was making a scrapbook. I’m not sure what’s going on but I will say the first day I met him he took me down to the basement, pulled out a silenced pistol, and fired into a stack of newspapers. I think the fact that I didn’t run out the door is why he likes me. Even gave me a shotgun for my wedding and an AR-15 for Christmas.”

(via source)

“I have been going through my Pop’s old photos when I stumbled upon this gem. This is a picture of my two older sisters. They looked creeped out. I asked Pop ‘Who is that creepy dude in the boxers and ginormous dog?’ he says ‘Beat’s the hell outta me, but there is your Mom in the background, completely oblivious to what it takes to be a mother, the crazy old bat!'”

(submitted by Kly-Brooke)

“This is my Aunt at her daughter’s wedding. She likes to embarrass people.”

(via source)

“Got a new shower curtain. My girlfriend went to the bathroom and screamed loud enough for the neighbors to knock on my door.”

(via source)

“My Aunt didn’t know she was having twins until they were coming out of her body.”

(via source)