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Playing Possum

Playing Possum - Family Portrait

No, I want the opossum to sleep in my bed.

(submitted by Ernie)

In Family Portrait • July 6th, 2009 • 95 Comments »

Dan Johnson

Dan Johnson - Family Portrait

Some people just have to be the off-center of attention.

(submitted by Dan)

In Family Portrait • July 2nd, 2009 • 93 Comments »


Recreational - Family Portrait

In this family, it’s real simple– either you play a generic sport or you turn in your track jacket.

(submitted by Kate)

In Family Portrait • July 1st, 2009 • 100 Comments »

Two Ninjas and a Baby

Two Ninjas and a Baby - Family Portrait

Statistics show that children who grow up in a two ninja household are three times less likely to invite a friend over for dinner.

(submitted by Ariston)

In Family Portrait • June 30th, 2009 • 146 Comments »

Going Green

Going Green - Family Portrait

Bacon brothers, meet the Cactiis.

(submitted by Freddie)

In Family Portrait • June 30th, 2009 • 111 Comments »

Going to Great Depths

Going to Great Depths - Family Portrait

Even Jacques Cousteau would agree this holiday card has a certain je ne sais quoi.

In Family Portrait • June 24th, 2009 • 69 Comments »

Snappy Dresser

Snappy Dresser - Dad

When wanting to accentuate the fact that you’re half-naked, we recommend suspenders.

(submitted by)

In Dad • June 22nd, 2009 • 84 Comments »
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