Kids

Text Barrage

“I’m starting to regret teaching my nine-year-old nephew how to text me on his iPad.”

(via source)

The Cover Up

“My sister teaches fifth grade. Nice try, Jackie.”

(via source)

The Milk Shot

“I was drinking a glass of milk when my brother said something funny.”

(via source)

Girl George

“Today I like to think of myself as an Elaine, but growing up I was probably a George.”

(via source)

The Good Wife

“According to my seven-year-old-self, (I’m a girl), these are the qualities that make a good wife.”

(via source)

Thank You Not

“A thank-you note to my grandparents when I was a kid. It reads: ‘Dear Grandma and Grandpa, thanks for what you got me. P.S., I forgot what you got me.'”

(via source)

Electric Slide

“For Christmas, Dad gave me a hand-painted adult diaper. Unfortunately, I knew what had to happen next. This is our 25 year recreation.”

(via source)

Wigging Out

“This is my sister’s school photo in 1971.  My Mom insisted that she wear and wig and as you can imagine, she wasn’t very happy about it.  It was of course great to see your older sister get some pay back for all the torture she had caused me during that period.”

(submitted by Kenneth)