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Miscalculated

“My son got some hand-me-downs. Neither my wife nor the person who gave us the clothes realized that the shirt was funny.”

(via source

Future Architect

“My seven-year-old daughter told me she had a ‘very specific’ blueprint for a club house. This is what she gave me.”

(via source

My Feet Got A Head Start

“It took about seven more years to grow into my feet.”

(via source)

Rockabye Cousin

“My little cousin was playing on the tree when I hear, ‘Guys! Help!'”

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The Space Lady And Son

“This is me and my Mom performing on the streets of San Francisco, circa 1994. As you can tell from this pic, I’ve been blessed with impeccable fashion sense my whole life:
✓ Cosby Sweater (before it was creepy)

✓ Knit Elf Stocking Hat

✓ Granny Glasses

✓ Star Trek Keychain Clipped To Belt Loop

Also for anyone curious, my mom is “The Space Lady,” a famous* street musican and “outsider icon.” Her Greatest Hits album was originally released on hand-made cassette tapes back in the 80’s. It was re-released by an actual record label a couple years ago and was named in Vice Magazine’s 50 Best Albums of 2014 and NME’s “101 Albums to Hear Before You Die”

*by street musican standards, anyway.”

(via source

 

Polar Opposites

“My favorite bands were Backstreet Boys and Marilyn Manson.”

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Cinderhella

“My friend’s daughter didn’t want to go as just any Disney princess.”

(via source

The Questionable Headband

“My mother’s story is all I have to go by on this one. She claims to have been blindsided by a small, local modeling agency photo shoot with their own idea of props to benefit my budding modeling career. Needless to say this was my first and last photo shoot.”

(submitted by Jessica) 

Canine Betrayal

“My friend caught the exact moment the dog ran into her daughter and pushed her in the pool.”

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The Literalist

“My eight-year-old son takes homework directions literally.”

(via source