Kids
Chicken Run
“Sister wanted to pet a chicken. Chicken disagreed. She’s fine though, the chicken didn’t get her.”
(via source)
Blowing Up
“Our Cub Scout troop attended a Montreal Expos’ game at the Olympic Stadium, probably around 1980. Before the game they had us take our picture with former players during an ‘old-timers’ picture event. Montreal was more of a hockey town, so I couldn’t tell you who these guys were. I guess I was just happy to have my new inflatable friend, albeit facing the wrong direction. My wife refers to this as my first experience with a blow up doll.”
(submitted by Cliff)
Pocket Dinosaur
“My little cousin drew this at school. When asked to explain he said, ‘He has a dinosaur in his pocket.’”
(via source)
Flower Nap
“My daughter was supposed to be a flower girl in her aunt’s wedding but napping is life. (She was safely strapped in).”
(via source)
Renaissance Regrets
“I lived in Luxembourg as a kid so my family did a lot of traveling in the five years we lived there. In looking through the pictures, it was obvious that my siblings and I were not happy campers on this trip to Italy as we all refused to smile in every picture. I’m sure my Dad thought it was hilarious to have his eight-year-old daughter pose in front of a fat naked man sitting on a turtle.
The statue is ‘The Fountain of Bacchus’, sculpted in 1560 by Valerio Cioli. He used Duke Cosimo I’s court dwarf as the model for Bacchus. If you want to see the statue today, or take your own picture with it, it’s at the Boboli Gardens in Florence, Italy.”
(submitted by Shelly)
The Saboteur
“I just took a DNA test. Turns out I’m 100% that kid who ruins a nice family photo.”
(via IG: @crystalhenrywrites)
Cocktail Hour
“Mothers know best… Mom and I circa 1996.”
(via source, from our friends at @OldSchoolMoms)
