Balls Out

July 7th, 2010

This is why they chose the birds and the bees.

(submitted by Thomas)

54 Responses to “Balls Out”

  1. Letisha Eaves says:

    That would be EXACTLY the kind of luck I would have finally win the lottery when I’m too damned old to enjoy it!

  2. Mike says:

    Criadillas are sliced first and then cooked with garlic and parsley, better if they are barbecued. If you donĀ“t know what you are eating, the taste is intense but in a nice and pleasant way.

  3. Lynn says:

    Good Lord…someone get that boar some type of support or strap for his boys.

  4. Mrs. Balls-I-Like says:

    Oh come on! Pigs always got those big balls. It’s nothing weird in it. This is a boring picture.

  5. ricky says:

    that would be the best “guess what i did this summer” story. wow i wish i could say that………..wonder what my teacher would say

  6. Mel says:

    Reminds me of going to the State Fair when I was younger. We always had to go check out the swine barn to see the champion boar, who usually topped out at about 1200 pounds. He’d be laying in his pen like a sofa, and invariably you would hear someone whisper “look at the size of those…” LOL I swear, they were the size of cantaloupes. I am still amazed by the memory of that sight.

  7. Ginger says:

    Good. GOD.

  8. rptaylo says:

    The gargantuan balls are pretty funny, but the look on the kids face is rip-roarin’ hilarious!

  9. Bekah says:

    Piglets: Look what Dad can do!

  10. wtf says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHA!!!!

  11. lorri64 says:

    This is what happens when you mess with science and try to create boars in a test tube……bigger balls.

  12. Lee says:

    Balls, what balls?

  13. Tigerlilly says:

    After years of therapy, Timmy finally had a “recovered memory”. At last he understood his blinding migraines when faced with floral shorts and his obsession with shoelaces. Sadly, it did nothing to help with his on going impotence problem.

  14. Ursa says:

    it almost looks photoshoped

  15. Judie says:

    I just LOVE this kid’s expression. “Ewwww……Dad! Can we go home now? Please??”

  16. Dave says:

    “Dad…if I’m really good, do you think Santa……..

  17. Mrs. Woofruff says:

    “But daddy, I thought these were boobies.”

    Dad had an awful hard time trying to teach junior the difference between males and females after this event.

  18. David says:

    Another timeless photo from the Griswald family’s cross-country trek to Wally World.

  19. Sezzuh Me says:

    This shot made me want to run screaming out of the room. Nuf said!

  20. iLOLd says:

    Young Timmy felt the overwhelming urge to both start a game of kickball and go buy a jockstrap with a cup, but wouldn’t know why for another three years or so.

  21. kate says:

    hahahaha This could totally be one of my husband’s family’s photos. scary!

  22. tommy tee says:

    Man that kid is cool! What a funny pic.

  23. meri says:

    that’s one hell of a 4-H project!

  24. Laalaa says:

    I love this kid’s parents! They obviously have an awesome sense of humor! “Billy, go stand next to that one. Yeah. Okay, now smile!” BAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA So wonderful!

  25. Daniel says:

    “No Johnny! Turn around!… Damn it.”

  26. Kit says:

    Now that boar deserves to be called ‘Sir’

  27. Lyn says:

    Who puts their kid in an enclosure with an intact male pig? He’s lucky he didn’t get attacked.

  28. Karen says:

    Oh, this is an awkward photo… that poor boy’s shoelaces don’t even match.

  29. Tom says:

    No, you touch them!

  30. debmcc says:

    That boar’s balls are as big as that kid’s head!

  31. Ariel says:

    My, what big balls you have…
    The better for making bacon my dear!

  32. SKullkrusher says:

    HMMMM Whats the name of that AC/DC song????
    I’v got big BALLS…

  33. Marie says:

    O.M.G.

  34. Brian says:

    This begs SO many questions…

  35. Brian says:

    For the rest of his life, Billy had a rough time living up to his father’s expectations.

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