Anyone for stir fry parrot?
“Should we use the bird or the gun?”
last Christmas’ saddest story. As it turned out, he pawned his rifle to get her the bird she wanted; and she pawned the bird cage to get him the new bolt action he wanted
No floss needed. How she picks her teeth and how I pick my teeth. Different strokes for different folks
It took 10 years, thousands of dollars, and the most sophisticated equipment known to man, but Bill and Linda finally bagged the Elusive, Bare-Chested, Man-Eating, Green, Wingless Paraguayan Disco Parrot.
You don’t want to know what the parakeet did in ‘Nam.
“Just incase this mustache falls out”
Susan finally decided that she just couldn’t take one more “Polly want a cracker” squawk. The bird must die.
Happier times with Knife Sniper and Cap’n Jerry Curl.