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String Theory

“I confess I’m the father in this picture. I was understandably reluctant to have my picture taken, but I must have relented on a particularly unfortunate day. The pornstache, the pudge, the restrained toddler and squashed-face baby, and the violin that nobody played….all a perfect family tableau.  I do not miss the 90s.”

(submitted by Mark) 

Crepe Expectations

“You can tell me I’m a bad Dad, but this one is staying in the baby album.”

(via source

The Four Stages Of Crying

“My Mom made this for my wife’s birthday. It’s the evolution of my daughter’s temper tantrum.”

(via source

The Circle Of Life

“Bottle feeding done right.”

(via source)

Samson Revisted

“Remember the baby picture of my friend Samson?…Here’s the whole set. Still the same hair.”

(via source)

Target Practice

“This is a picture of my father and I when I was 6 months old. Oh clueless first time dad!”

(submitted by Autumn)

Fatherhood

“I am a photographer. This happened during a shoot this weekend. I call it ‘Fatherhood.'”

(via source

Smashing Pumpkins

“We were taking some shots in the pumpkin patch and trying to get the baby to stop crying. His sister was sitting behind him and decided she wanted to play with a small pumpkin. She was about a foot behind his head but it ended up looking like she was the cause of his discomfort!”

(submitted by Frank) 

How To Keep Track Of Your Baby

“My wife bought a label maker to help get organized with our new daughter. I’m already finding it helpful.”

(via source)

Ice Ice Baby

“So I was at a baby shower yesterday, and these were some of the ice cubes. Apparently I was the only one who thought it was hilarious.”

(via source)