Christmas
Gravestone Preparedness
“Has to be one of the most cringeworthy Christmas cards I’ve ever seen. That is my parents in front of THEIR OWN gravestones they purchased this year…At least they are prepared!”
(submitted by Leslie)
Merry Punkmas
“This is my boyfriend as an angry teen, with his parents, who seem to be taking his punk phase in stride. (Well, his Mom at least.)”
(submitted by Sophie)
I Fought The Fan And The Fan Won
“Papa got his ass kicked by a ceiling fan and his son has a decent bruise on his nose. Sister hams it up on the side.”
(submitted by Dilly)
Electric Slide
“For Christmas, Dad gave me a hand-painted adult diaper. Unfortunately, I knew what had to happen next. This is our 25 year recreation.”
(via source)
Three Cats And A Bunny
“Listen, there’s nothing easy about holding three cats and a bunny all the same time. That little bunny, whose name is Arthur, is a big trouble-maker. He likes to bite on those cats when he gets a chance to. But those cats love him anyway. The cats involved are Madjka, Chachka and Pagliacci. I should explain, Christmas was coming and I wanted a picture with my my fur babies. (I work at a photography studio.)”
“But those fur babies were not on their best behavior. I seem to recall that Arthur, that little devil, nibbled at Pagliacci first and then all hell broke loose. Cat and bunny hair flying all around that photo studio. Now, remember this is where I worked. The cats went to running, the bunny went to hopping, and I was just beside myself. Thank goodness it was a Sunday and we were closed. Our display pictures were flying everywhere.”
(submitted by Drew)
Practical Christmas
“Christmas when I was 11. The disappointment on my face after getting the same shirt I’m already wearing.”
(via source)
Letters To Santa
“I told my first grade class to write letters to Santa. Should have been more specific.”
(via source)
The Fix Of ’76
“We had a professional photographer come to our house to take a family photo. When we got the photos back, all of them had something wrong– someone’s eyes were closed, weird smile, whatever–except for the last photo, which we thought was perfect and sent out on our Christmas cards. Then…we saw it. I (the youngest) evidently was having underwear creepage that needed to be fixed right then. At that very moment. And to this day, no one will ever let me forget The Great Underwear Fix of 1976.”
(submitted by Sherry)
