Dad
In Utero Eviction Notice
“My son taped this to his wife’s stomach when she was overdue.”
(submitted by Jacqueline in Canada)
And The Emmy Goes To
“I broke my father’s Emmy as a kid, so my dad made it a bottle opener.”
(via source)
Up A Creek
“So my dad went white water rafting. He claims that he was paddling so hard that the current pulled him in… typical dad answer.”
(via source)
Pooped Out
“During his photo shoot at seven days old, my son puked on me, peed on me and pooped on me twice.”
(via life of dad)
Taking The Plunge
“My brother is wearing my headband and we’re both eating Ring Pops. It looks like we’re dressed up for the Christmas Eve service. And Dad….? Dad passed away last Christmas, but his plunger will live on forever.”
(submitted by Sarah)
The Bridge
“Hey girls, stand by your dad while I take a photo! What the hell was my mom looking at when she took this photo? Apparently, not the fact that my dad appears to be naked with 2 little girls next to him!”
(submitted by Colleen)
Same Old Story
“My mom and aunts tell the same stories at every social event. My poor dad’s face…”
(via source)
Hot Rod
“I drew this Father’s Day card for my dad in first grade (1991). He was (and still is) an auto mechanic and frequently wore a tattered t-shirt that said “Mechanics Have Hot Rods.” Of course, he had lots of cool cars! I didn’t know why everyone found this so amusing.”
(submitted by Ryan)
