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Who Wants Candy?

“My Halloween costume when I was a kid. I was a candy machine, but I couldn’t move my arms, so my mom made a “helpful” sign with an arrow.”

“My parents won a pumpkin carving contest last year. Awkward.”

“My friend’s baby pictures look like Mrs. Doubtfire.”

“This is what happens when I take a picture with a baby.”

“My mom sent the wrong photo to the printer for my grad party invites.”

“My sister posted this photo of my niece to Facebook.”

“My mom took this picture of my stepdad while they were in Vegas this week.”

“I took a mop to prom in 2004.”

“I won’t be winning Uncle of the Year any time soon.”

“As a 24 year old single waitress, I think my mom might be hinting at something.”