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My What Big Teeth You Have

“I was 3 yrs old. My mom said I was fascinated with the Big Bad Wolf. I loved pretending to be Little Red Riding Hood and singing that song ‘Who’s afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?’ So she took me to see him. She says I peed on him because I was so scared he would eat me. Note the boy pointing. He was laughing at me. All the other girls have pictures with Snow White and Cinderella. This is my happy picture to remember our trip. My question is: why was this freak walking around at Disneyland?”

(submitted by April)

Balls Out

This is why they chose the birds and the bees.

(submitted by Thomas)

Swinger

It takes a real man to chop down a tree and look fabulous doing it.

(submitted by Jake)

Pet-A-Likes: The Longhairs

They have matching tattoos.

(submitted by Bob)

In Their Face

If you look really closely, you just might be able to see nothing at all.

(submitted by Howard)

Oh Brother

Sometimes, you just wish you could make him go away.

(submitted by Laura)

Taking A Dive

“This here epic photograph was taken about twenty years ago in England when my aunt and uncle were married. The photographer was trying to take a photograph of the happy newlyweds when my sister walked in front of them. She soon realized her error – as she was in the way of the photographer – so she decided to dive to the ground in an effort to not ‘get in the way.’ As you can see, she failed at her attempt to remain unseen and the awkwardness prevails.”

(submitted by Jessi)

Flagwrappers

Even patriotism has its limits.

The Ex-Pat

Apparently, someone wasn’t patriotic enough.

(submitted by Ken)

New Kid In Town

“Explain this to me one more time.”

(submitted by Janna)