Horseback riding is so last season.
(submitted by S.F.)
“This is me and my three brothers forced into khakis and yellow pastel shirts and dragged to a portrait studio that featured live goats and bunnies and hay. It should be noted that we were the only people getting our picture taken above the age of three. Also, shortly after this picture was taken one of the goats peed on my brother to the far right.”
(submitted by Sarah)
You can never have too many monkeys.
(submitted by H)
Not who you typically find under the mistletoe.
(submitted by Donna)
He says parrot, she says rifle equipped with scope and bowie knife bayonet. What more is there to know?
(submitted by Dominic)
You don’t get to hold the cat for nothing.
(submitted by Brendon)
We’re only going to ask you once… put down the cats.
(submitted by Phillip)
He’s the understudy.
(submitted by Marica)
Bring on the tornado.
(submitted by stickZ)
A reminder to us all that when you are holding a monkey in a dress, you must own it.
(submitted by Ted)