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Kid Chic

“My son dressed himself for his classmate’s birthday party.”

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The Leaning Coliseum

“We saw the Coliseum the day after seeing the Leaning Tower of Pisa. My kid wasn’t clear on the difference.”

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The Car Of A Parent

“This is how my kids see my car.”

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Dexter Jr

“Thirty years later, my brother has yet to murder someone.”

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A Phobia Is Born

“Got my daughter’s Easter photo yesterday. She didn’t know the rabbit was going to be real. Priceless.”

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Miscalculated

“My son got some hand-me-downs. Neither my wife nor the person who gave us the clothes realized that the shirt was funny.”

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Future Architect

“My seven-year-old daughter told me she had a ‘very specific’ blueprint for a club house. This is what she gave me.”

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My Feet Got A Head Start

“It took about seven more years to grow into my feet.”

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The Space Lady And Son

“This is me and my Mom performing on the streets of San Francisco, circa 1994. As you can tell from this pic, I’ve been blessed with impeccable fashion sense my whole life:
✓ Cosby Sweater (before it was creepy)

✓ Knit Elf Stocking Hat

✓ Granny Glasses

✓ Star Trek Keychain Clipped To Belt Loop

Also for anyone curious, my mom is “The Space Lady,” a famous* street musican and “outsider icon.” Her Greatest Hits album was originally released on hand-made cassette tapes back in the 80’s. It was re-released by an actual record label a couple years ago and was named in Vice Magazine’s 50 Best Albums of 2014 and NME’s “101 Albums to Hear Before You Die”

*by street musican standards, anyway.”

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Polar Opposites

“My favourite bands were Backstreet Boys and Marilyn Manson.”

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