Wedding
Writing On The Wall
“Went to a wedding today and this was on the wall. It’s supposed to say ‘arise.'”
(via source)
Suspension Of Disbelief
“The photographer at my buddy’s wedding caught the exact moment his suspender failed and nicked his eyebrow.”
(via source)
Why You Don’t Cross The Ring Bearer
“This is what happens when you take the ring bearer’s smoothie away…”
(via source)
How To Stay Ahead Of The Rumors
“My friend’s great-grandparents had such common last names, their wedding announcement needed a disclaimer.”
(via source)
Keeping It Casual
“Me and my Dad at my wedding rehearsal dinner… LOL. That’s Barney from the Simpsons in a Barney costume.”
(submitted by Clarice)
Elvis Crashed Our Wedding
“I always loved Elvis. I invited him to our wedding, but then I realized the Elvis impersonator was really bad. I also invited Peyton Manning, but all I got was a lousy Elvis impersonator.”
(submitted by Mollie)
Witness
“While officiating my brother’s wedding, I turned to him and told him that he may now kiss his bride…little did I know that I would be watching the start of the honeymoon!”
(submitted by Chris)
The Wedding Aftermath
“This is the aftermath of the standard wedding party picture where the photographer instructs everyone to jump simultaneously with arms linked. I’m the frazzled bride and that’s my friend/bridesmaid Jennifer laid flat out on the ground. There may have been way too much alcohol in the bridal suite that day… This is BEFORE the reception.”
(submitted by Kelli)
