Kids
The Future Star
“My son’s first entry into his secret diary. I just couldn’t resist peeking.”
And here’s the transcript:
“I’ll be famous one day, but for now I’m stuck in 2nd grade with a bunch of morons.”
(via source)
Zoom Lenses
“This kid’s childhood was not always easy. Actually, it’s me 22 years ago.”
(via source)
Clown Recreation
“I recreated this awkward photo last year. The original is from about 1988. I must have gotten into my sister’s make-up and tried to look like a clown. As punishment she tickled me and took this delightfully awkward photo.”
(submitted by Rosie)
Count The Arms
“Had no tripod so stitched together to make a nice family picture. Then about a month later I saw it.”
(via source)
Them’s The Breaks
“My son’s first grade school picture. He’s 18 now. I love how instead of saying ‘I love Wayne,’ it says I love Payne!”
(submitted by Jeannie)
Camp Grenada
“A letter from my uncle to my grandparents letting them know he did not enjoy camp ONE BIT.”
Dear Mom and Dad,
I’m having a better time than I expected, but that’s not saying much. If by any chance you find it necessary to write, the address is as follows:
In this camp we have rooms in a bunk, and in each room are two kids, who have parents like you who have a kid like me, so they sent him away for three weeks.
If you think you forgot to pack anything, don’t worry, you’re right. You forgot to pack a belt, stamps, fitted sheets, and a television set.
Tell Daddy to send me the baseball scores and standings every day, not that I’m interested, I just want to see if you remember me.
If I live through the food, misquitoes, the freezing cold nights, the boiling hot days, and the counselors, you will see me home in twenty days.
Your probably forgotten son,
P.S. Please send me a watch.
(via source)
