Kids
Fabric Softener
“Tenants complained that when they used the dryer their clothes smelled like urine. Did some investigation and solved the case.”
(via source)
Christmas Head Butt
“This is my sister’s attempt at Christmas Card perfection. However, this time she failed. It almost looks as though she told them Santa actually isn’t real. My nieces were extremely uncooperative for my sister and to make matters worse, my niece on the right head-butted my baby niece (on the floor obviously).”
(submitted by Kellie)
Halloween Table
“My mother is the most wonderfully creative woman I know. And usually, that’s a great thing. Unless she’s making me be a table for Halloween. She was so excited for this costume, you wouldn’t believe. She glued a real loaf of bread to it. She cut out pictures if food from magazines and glued them to paper plates. It rained that year so while we Trick-or-Treated, my sweet little sister took shelter under the thing all night. The costume was a hit though!”
(submitted by Heather)
Locked In
“I had a third-grade class assignment to illustrate a problem and a solution. My bratty four-year-old sister was my biggest issue at the time. Since I couldn’t give her to another family I decided locking her in her room would be the next best thing. I can’t believe the teacher gave me a red smiley face.”
(submitted by Trevor)
The Battleship Con
“When a 5-year-old says ‘There’s no way you’re getting all of my ships,’ he’s not trash talking. He means it.”
(via source)
Birthday Cake Massacre
“A dinosaur-themed party with a red velvet volcano-shaped cake makes his older brother’s 4th birthday a bit more scary than intended.”
(submitted by Nancy)
