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The Dental Photo Opp
“Our family went to the dentist. The man to the right is our dentist. Our little brother was still feeling the effects of the laughing gas and we all decided to take a picture.”
(submitted by Kate)
Scrubs
“My dad is a doctor, so our Halloween costumes were always scrubs. I did grow up to become a doctor, but I wear pants now. My sister also became a doctor, but one who takes breaths and doesn’t stand at attention like she is here. My brother didn’t become a doctor, and he doesn’t (normally) look like he just killed something and got blood all over himself. My dad looks like he’s midst rolling his eyes at our antics… that or seizing.”
(submitted by Ashleigh)
How Not To Fake A Doctor’s Note
“A friend of mine faked a doctor’s note at our job. This was my boss’s response.”
(via source)
The Pen Is Mightier
“My wife is pregnant and today was her first ultrasound. This was the doctor’s pen.”
(via source)
Doctor Feelgood
“My coworker got his wisdom teeth removed the other day. The doctor said he would take a funny picture while he was under anesthesia. My god…”
(via source)
