letters
Full Disclosure
“Found this little gem while sorting old papers. It must have been attached to some work of art my eight year old daughter had bestowed upon me at some point. Charmed, I’m sure!”
(submitted by Pamela)
Sleep For Kids
“My daughter gave me this letter yesterday after school and said it was from her teacher.”
(via source)
A Letter From Uncle Rico
“My brother-in-law wrapped this note around some lottery tickets and gave it to my 9-year-old for her birthday.”
(via source)
The Pregnant Tomato
“My husband sure knows how to make a pregnant, bloated girl feel special on her birthday.”
(via source)
Burning Question
“My little cousins, both girls, ages 7 and 9, slid this under the door while I was using the restroom.”
(via source)
A Letter From Congress
“When my sister-in-law was 13, she wrote a letter to her Congress-person. This was the reply.”
(via source)
Camp Grenada
“A letter from my uncle to my grandparents letting them know he did not enjoy camp ONE BIT.”
Dear Mom and Dad,
I’m having a better time than I expected, but that’s not saying much. If by any chance you find it necessary to write, the address is as follows:
In this camp we have rooms in a bunk, and in each room are two kids, who have parents like you who have a kid like me, so they sent him away for three weeks.
If you think you forgot to pack anything, don’t worry, you’re right. You forgot to pack a belt, stamps, fitted sheets, and a television set.
Tell Daddy to send me the baseball scores and standings every day, not that I’m interested, I just want to see if you remember me.
If I live through the food, misquitoes, the freezing cold nights, the boiling hot days, and the counselors, you will see me home in twenty days.
Your probably forgotten son,
P.S. Please send me a watch.
(via source)
