proposals
Getting It Off His Chest
“My friend proposed to his girlfriend. She’s an X-ray tech at a chiropractor clinic. He set an appointment to go by and get an adjustment. Knowing she would be the one to do the X-ray, he got soldering wire, bent it into the letters he wanted and then taped it to his stomach along with the ring. Yes, his shirt was on for the X-ray, so she had no idea.”
(via source)
Unfortunate
“I guess I shouldn’t have taken the extra fortune cookie from the ’empty’ table.”
(via source)