sisters
Ready Player Two
“Thirty-plus years of research shows: if you give a kid a Nintendo, he will give his sister an unplugged controller.”
(via source)
Puberty Ruined Christmas: A Photo Essay
“My parents make my sister and me take a picture at the top of the stairs every Christmas morning, and these two were taken a few years apart. The first picture is one of the last happy Christmas morning photos we have, which my parents titled “A Very Merry Pre-Pubescent Christmas To You.” The second photo shows what happened to our happy Christmases after we became teenagers. They claim puberty ruined Christmas.”
(submitted by Raven)
The Visitors
“I have been going through my Pop’s old photos when I stumbled upon this gem. This is a picture of my two older sisters. They looked creeped out. I asked Pop ‘Who is that creepy dude in the boxers and ginormous dog?’ he says ‘Beat’s the hell outta me, but there is your Mom in the background, completely oblivious to what it takes to be a mother, the crazy old bat!'”
(submitted by Kly-Brooke)
Batter Up
“This is me, my brother, and my sister on the couch with our Uncle John, who was getting tired of us. None of us seem to care.”
(submitted by Carin)
All Work And No Play
“My family just found a hilarious old photo of my sister in the process of drawing the exact same picture again and again. It reminds me of Jack in The Shining.”
(via source)
Wedding Wet Willie
“This is a photo of me and my older brother at my wedding. He suddenly gave me a wet willie during our photo shoot, but I told the photographer to take the picture because it captures our relationship to a T. My brother’s been giving me wet willies my whole life, even to this day. It’s usually the first thing he does whenever I see him. Basically it’s his way of saying ‘Hi.’ This wound up being one of my favorite photos from my wedding.”
(submitted by Stephanie)
The Dark Knight
“Right before my sister’s wedding, Batman appeared out of nowhere and told us we must have a picture with him. After this, he walked away and wasn’t seen the rest of the day. We still have no clue who this masked man is.”
(submitted by Marie)
Semi Colon
“My sister recently had a portion of her colon removed because of cancer. I gave her this shirt to celebrate a successful surgery.”
(via source)
Snow Betrayal
“My older brother and I wanted to make sure our baby bro got the most out of his first snowstorm.”
(submitted by Ana)
The Hysterectomy Cake
“My wife’s sister just had a hysterectomy. We got her this cake.”
(via source)
