“He doesn’t understand why I hate sleeping next to him.”
(via source)
“I may never understand my son.”
“My girlfriend sleep-talks a lot. I write down the best ones when I can.”
“My wife naps like this…”
“My son unknowingly murdered Big Bird today…”
“I came home and found my drunk brother.”
“Walked into my brother’s room and saw this…”
“This is how my son was sleeping. He may be immortal.”