Tooth Fairy
Crime Scene
“My friend thought doing Tooth Fairy footprints in glitter would look cute. Daughter thought the Tooth Fairy killed someone.”
(via source)
Fed Up With The Tooth Fairy
“My Dad found my passive-aggressive note that I wrote the Tooth Fairy. It was better than I remember.”
(via source)
A Message For The Tooth Fairy
“So, that’s supposed to be my daughter holding her tooth she lost at lunchtime. To the untrained eye, I know it looks like she’s giving the Tooth Fairy the finger as if to say, ‘Sorry I’m flipping you off. Now, go find my tooth in the cafeteria trash and bring me my money.'”
(submitted by Stephanie)