vehicles
First Impression
“Uncle Ben thought he would exude confidence on his first day of work doing sales in a call center. He had owned the same car since high school and thought it was really cool and drove it everywhere until it eventually broke down. His fancy city people clothes were purchased at a local thrift shop for the interview and for his first day of work. He wanted to appear as a true sales professional. How he got the job, we may never know!”
(submitted by Ben)
Before Safety Seats
“Just me sitting in the most lethal spot in the car, leashed to a folding chair.”
(via source)