One Reason To Add A Bathroom In The Barn
“So my brother-in-law threw my sister a surprise birthday party and this was the cake he came up with. That is my sister drunkenly peeing in a trash can (because there was no bathroom in the barn and it’s a pretty good hike uphill in the dark to the house). The first bakery turned them down.”
(submitted by Janet)
Spray It, Don’t Say It
“Wife asked me to pressure wash the doorstep and then get a welcome mat. Nailed it.”
(via source)
Banana Bread
“Asked the girlfriend if she could make banana bread. This isn’t what I had in mind.”
(via source)
Penny Cat Aurora Leopard Butterfly With No Wings
“Our 4 year old daughter, who refers to herself as Penny Cat Aurora Leopard Butterfly With No Wings, was greatly anticipating picture day at preschool. She styled her own outfit for the occasion, and when the photographer told her to ‘Smile pretty like a princess’, this magic happened.”
(submitted by Leslie)
Death By Chocolate
“I got a bag of clothes from my stepmom and found what I thought was lip gloss inside. When I put it on my lips, I realized what it was. I’m still traumatized.”
(via source)
Unicorns And Shoes
“My five-year-old daughter’s browser history.” (via source)
Tiger Beat
“My parents took us to a zoo in Canada that let you get in the cage with the animals.”
(via source)
